Hate Week 5: The Hateful Frontier Catch-All

Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby jbobsully11 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:52 am

Bromo walked down the sidewalk whistling until sunglasses jumped out from behind a car, hit him with a lead pipe, and stole his wallet. He never saw her coming.

Can you feel the

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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.

(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
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Re: 5 Unbelievable New Ways Science Can Modify the Human Bod

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:06 pm

Is there a way to make it so cmsellers doesn't resemble my Chinese acquaintance?

You know the one. Named "Ug Lee".

Or can we find a scientist able to permanently affix a paper bag over his head? And mittens over his claw like hands?

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Re: Rules of this forum

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:13 pm

I hate Mein Kampf.

Mostly because cmsellers acts like it's his own personal religious text. But yes let's all keep Austin "weird". smh

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Re: Controversial opinions you hold

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:18 pm

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Tesseracts wrote:Seriously though, the reason we started Hate Week is because there aren't any holidays in the summer. If you can think of anything better to do in the summer let me know. And don't say go outside.

I live in Texas.

Going outside in the summer is not even an option.


Pay attention. She said "and don't say go outside" then you immediately bring up how it's not an option. It was already crossed off the option list. You just posted to post and increase your post count and get more thumbs. I see right through you like you're in that Kevin Bacon movie.

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Re: New one sentence story game

Postby jbobsully11 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:55 pm

Sunglasses cackled maniacally as she planted methamphetamine on the sleeping child, right before calling the police.

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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.

(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
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Re: Music as food

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:10 pm

My iqd ropped form reding dat

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Re: Magic H8 Ball

Postby jbobsully11 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:30 pm

That's not a question, and this won't be a limerick.

There once was a user named Notch
Who thought he was worth quite a lot,
But he was wrong. Also, nothing here rhymes that should, and the meter is terrible.
On purpose.

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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.

(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
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Re: Bill Burr apologizes for something he said 14 years ago

Postby cmsellers » Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:44 am

iMURDAu wrote:Psst, I'm totally talking about work.

How dare you post such mundanity in your Hate Week disclaimer colors, you cornrow-wearing albino!?

Something, something, Hate Week.

EDIT FROM KATE: This originated from Bill Burr apologizes for something he said 14 years ago at about the page I just linked to.
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Re: A trolley is approaching the tracks.

Postby cmsellers » Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:07 am

iMURDAu wrote:Can I change my vote to Trump? He's so great, he should be made permanent governor of Texas once he's done being President so he can lord over cmsellers with his prophecies policies.

Joke's on you. I already have Lyin' Ted Cruz for a Senator!

And who's forgetting HW disclaimers now? SAD.

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Re: Music as food

Postby cmsellers » Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:13 am

iMURDAu wrote:My iqd ropped form reding dat

Fortunately it was so far Down already it survived with only moderate injuries.

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Re: A trolley is approaching the tracks.

Postby iMURDAu » Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:20 pm

Oh, yeah, that was totally supposed to be a hate week post. Sure. Shore.

Hate Week 2017. My House Representative has already filed to run in 2020 with the (D).

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Re: Sentences that make sense, but have (likely) never been

Postby SilverMaple » Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:58 pm

"Kate doesn't smell like a bucket of rancid fish topped with a durian reduction and garnished with a side of raw sewage at all today!"

Hate Week gonna hate.

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Re: Rules of this forum

Postby cmsellers » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:45 pm

At least I don't try to fix myself using Dianetics like MURDA does. But then, what else would we expect from the only white person to join the Nation of Islam?

Sure, in another HW post I called him a "cornrow-wearing albino," but that's because he's a white albino.
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Re: 5 Unbelievable New Ways Science Can Modify the Human Bod

Postby cmsellers » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:51 pm

Sure, MURDA thinks Asian name jokes are funny, but then, what would you expect from someone who still shares Chuck Norris "facts"?

Want to talk about body modification? In his natural state, iMURDAu looks like a white walker. It's only through the copious application dyes and makeup that he manages, barely, to pass for a human, albeit one who has been killed and raised from the dead by a mad scientist.

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Re: Controversial opinions you hold

Postby reallifegirl » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:35 pm

IamNotCreepy wrote:
Yeah, I've been finding reallifegirl's Hate Week posts to be pretty lackluster as well...


Brought to you by Hate Week. Sorry/not sorry, Anglerphobe.


Yeah, well, I find yours so lackluster that I didn't even notice it until Hate Week was almost over.

Hate Week for liiiiiiiiife.

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