Offensive anti-jokes

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Offensive anti-jokes

Postby cmsellers » Sun Oct 30, 2016 5:39 am

So I was trying on a new version of an old offensive joke in IRC, when I had another variation come to mind. Unfortunately, the newer variation was just plain unfunny. Then I realized that with a few tweaks it could become an anti-joke.

the OG Joke
A man walks in on Hitler and Eichmann.
He asks them what they're doing.
"We have a plan to kill all the Jews and a barber," Eichmann explains.
"Why a barber?" the man asks.
Eichmann turns to Hitler: "See! I told you nobody would care about the Jews!"


my anti-joke
A man walks in on Hitler and Eichmann.
He asks them what they're doing.
"We have a plan to kill all the Jews and a country radio fan," Eichmann explains.
The man shrugs. "OK, cool."


another version I tried that was also not funny, but not quite anti-funny
A man walks in on Hitler and Eichmann.
He asks them what they're doing.
"We have a plan to kill all the Jews and an NPR listener," Eichmann explains.
"Isn't that redundant?" the man asks.


and for the sake of it my somewhat-funny rewrite
A man walks in on Hitler and Eichmann.
He asks them what they're doing.
"We have a plan to kill all the Jews and half the gypsies," Eichmann explains.
"Why only half the gypsies?" asks the man.
Eichmann turns to Hitler: "See! I told you nobody likes the gypsies!"


Any rate, the point of this thread is to take a funny offensive joke and turn it into an offensive anti-joke. Also, feel free to show your work, so we can watch it become progressively less funny.
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