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Re: SWIM

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Jun 21, 2019 9:36 pm

Sex with me is like being a member of an early 90's rap group...

because no white people are going to listen unless we get Snoop involved.

at least two of these people aren't any good but they're friends ya know so we're going to let them be in the group.

I used to get paid to ask girls to scream now I have to pay for the privilege.

it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.
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Re: SWIM

Postby jbobsully11 » Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:24 am

Sex with me is like vacationing in the Dominican Republic: I know nothing about either one.

bumping a thread whose last post was from almost 2.5 years ago
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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.

(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
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Re: SWIM

Postby Pedgerow » Thu Dec 09, 2021 9:14 pm

Sex with me is like bumping this thread; I haven't seen any action for two and a half years either.

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Re: SWIM

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sat Dec 11, 2021 4:39 pm

Sex with me is like a power cut. Both are sudden, unexpected and unwanted.
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Re: SWIM

Postby Krashlia » Sun Dec 12, 2021 9:43 pm

Sex with me is like Jordan Peterson's books, I like the idea but never really got it.

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Re: SWIM

Postby jbobsully11 » Sat Jan 08, 2022 1:37 am

Sex with me is like claiming to be unvaccinated out of spite. You'll be stuck in a group of people you don't even like, and you'll still catch something you never expected.


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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.

(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
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Re: SWIM

Postby Pedgerow » Sat Jan 08, 2022 5:16 pm

Sex with me is like writing an operating system in machine code: there is some assembly required before I can show you my Python.
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Re: SWIM

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Jan 09, 2022 11:29 pm

Sex with me is like...Oh God! I don't know what sex with me is like!
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Re: SWIM

Postby jbobsully11 » Mon Jan 10, 2022 12:13 am

Sex with me is like two people in a row not putting prompts up for the next participant in a forum game; no one knows why it happens.

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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.

(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
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Re: SWIM

Postby Pedgerow » Mon Jan 10, 2022 1:56 am

Fuck! Sorry, everybody!

Sex with me is like watching trains; you can do it outdoors but you will lose the respect of all the other passengers.

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Re: SWIM

Postby JamishT » Mon Jan 10, 2022 11:46 pm

Sex with me is like hanging your head in shame, your therapist will say it's never a good idea, but you'll do it anyway!



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Re: SWIM

Postby NathanLoiselle » Tue Jan 11, 2022 4:59 pm

Sex with me is like Silicon Valley the unknown television show. It's over even before it's begun.

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Re: SWIM

Postby JamishT » Wed Jan 12, 2022 1:08 am

Sex with me is like Cats the movie, Taylor Swift is going to be involved.



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Re: SWIM

Postby Krashlia » Mon Jan 17, 2022 11:30 pm

Sex with me is like leaving your Christmas lights up until January, its gotten all over the house and now you're too worn out to undo it.

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