Just when I think my college has learned from the last times they've had students call and beg for money on their behalf, a new semester starts.
This time, the unwitting victim started by asking how my degree has helped me in my career (I said it mostly hasn't; she seemed mildly concerned for half a second). Damned if she didn't start in with the "we have a great, expensive 3D printing/general awesomeness facility and you don't so haha we also need $125 from YOU" routine. I was a bit calmer this time, so instead of telling her that the script they gave her sucks (like I did once before), I just went with "no, and the same for the next two amounts you're going to ask for" and hung up.
I should make a list of fun responses to use for the future.