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Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:53 pm

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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Marcuse » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:06 pm

Give me your eggs.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby KleinerKiller » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:45 pm

"I'll enjoy eating you."

"I HAVE A GUN!"

also too easy answer
"Make America great again!"
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Marcuse » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:53 pm

Do you like...Hitler?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby gisambards » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:57 pm

I find you unattractive.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Pseudoman » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:27 am

"I forgot my wallet"
"I make Snuff films"
"Couldn't afford a hooker?"
"I'm touching myself!"
"I miss my ex"
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Typical Michael » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:44 am

"Is this place vegan?"

"Ever been to prison?"

"Are you a cop?"
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby DamianaRaven » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:16 am

Is that gluten-free?
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:20 am

"It's a cold sore."

"It's not contagious. Honest!"

"I lied. It's contagious."

"You probably contracted it."

"Please see your doctor."
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby Delta Jim » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:43 am

"Who's your favorite pony?"

"Imma sex your face."

"So, we gonna fuck?"
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby ghijkmnop » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:23 am

Your daughter is HOT!
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It's such a perfect day; I'm glad I spent it with you.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby JamishT » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:47 am

KleinerKiller wrote:"I HAVE A GUN!"


I mean, don't yell it, but that would make me more attracted to a girl!

Anyway...


I'm an Amway distributor.

Wow, you are boring!

Taylor Swift's songs suck.

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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby ghijkmnop » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:11 am

Cathy's example:

"My poop is delicious."
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It's such a perfect day; I'm glad I spent it with you.
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:15 am

Not a racist, but-
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Re: Ruin a First Date in Four Words!

Postby cmsellers » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:51 am

...at the ICP concert..

ghijkmnop wrote:Your daughter is HOT!

My daughter is hotter.
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