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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:20 pm

±√F, duh.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby JamishT » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:25 pm

The Sandlot (followed closely by Big Green)


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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:30 pm

One's a communist, and the other's a

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:35 pm

Because it's disrespectful to leave dead people on the floor.


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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Nullbert » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:46 pm

No, this is the way to Nullbert's Museum of Severed Goat Heads. Enjoy your visit.

Who's staring through the window?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:38 pm

A crazy guy that thinks he's an avocado.


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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Aquila89 » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:17 pm

Because let's face it - life is just not worth it.

Did those feet in ancient time walk upon England's mountains green?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:28 pm

No, only on the purple ones.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:24 pm

Because they bark.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:28 pm

Because they're green.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby LaChaise » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:34 pm

Last time I saw it, I think Christopher Walken was going somewhere with it. I'm not sure you want to get it back.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:35 pm

Because the last one is still complaining that you stopped.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:38 pm

I have some that fell off the back of a lorry. Genuine fake Rolex. For you, only a fiver.


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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Qinglong » Fri Sep 06, 2013 7:32 pm

We couldn't afford a better universe.

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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby sunglasses » Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:21 pm

No, dogs are Chewish.

How much is that puppy in the window?
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