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Ask The Person Below You

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Sep 06, 2013 7:28 am

There hasn't been a fresh non-RPG forum game in a while, so I thought up this little gem. It's basically a forum game version of this thread, but as a forum game. The rules are simple: one person asks a question, and the next person gives a joke answer. For example:

Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
- She moved to Belize and joined a cult that worships a bottle of tobasco (that just so happens to be YOUR mother!).


Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby JamishT » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:50 am

She heard there was a man on the other side who laid bricks, and she wanted to see it for herself.


Who shot JFK?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:22 am

Rebo.


Why is the duckbilled platypus?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Nullbert » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:02 pm

Because I owed Satan a favour.

How many fingers am I holding up?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby sunglasses » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:30 pm

Twelve obviously.

What is the velocity of an unladen African swallow?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Qinglong » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:42 pm

1,200 meters per second as it leaves the muzzle of the cannon. It drops off rather sharply after that.

Is the Pope Catholic?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby sunglasses » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:24 pm

Nope, he's a Druid.

What is my favorite food?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:33 pm

Doodlepasta

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:43 pm

42.

Who am I and what's happening?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby sunglasses » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:58 pm

You're Bob and this is the story of your life.

Why are there small children eating my leg?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Qinglong » Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:03 pm

So that they can become big children, of course.

Why am I on fire?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby Nullbert » Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:31 pm

Because I need to roast these marshmallows quickly.

Why have you stolen my identity?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby LaoWai » Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:54 pm

Well, it's the only way I can get away with wearing a monocle and braces in public without losing major face.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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It's always in the last place you look for it, unless you're the kind of person who keeps looking for it after you've found it.
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby sunglasses » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:00 pm

27 logs.

Where are my pants?
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Re: Ask The Person Below You

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:04 pm

Hiding and crying because you wore suspenders with them.

What is the square root of F?
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