Some boss Brexit bants from badman Bercow: he will not allow parliamentary time for a third vote on Theresa May's deal, unless it is "substantially different" from the deal that has already been voted on twice.
Given that it's her deal, no deal or no Brexit, this means that we are now looking at no deal or no Brexit and that's it. Or, alternatively, perhaps an entirely new deal can be arranged over the next 262 hours, yes, hours. But what we're really looking at is a long extension to the Article 50 procedure, because we all knew there would be an extension, and John Bercow has also made the "short technical extension" utterly pointless.
By the way, if I was the president of Lithuania or Cyprus or somewhere, then I'd be able to veto any Brextension (that's my word, I made it up, it's mine, but you can borrow it if you like) and I would also be very sad that the UK was leaving the EU, given how much investment they give to my country. So frankly, I'd be pretty terrible at my job if I didn't tell Theresa May that unless she promised to keep up the investment in my country after Brexit, I would send her out next week with No Deal and she'd go down in history as a catastrophic failure. She's already bribed Northern Ireland to keep her job; it's payday, baby!