NathanLoiselle wrote:Wait. Santa isn't real? He's just a mass delusion of the populace? Well, shit.
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Krashlia wrote:Why do I imagine that Eastern Europe has the European response to the North American Hillbilly?
Because, I can't help but imagine that the response to that would be, "He tuk mah dert!"
cmsellers wrote:Krashlia wrote:Why do I imagine that Eastern Europe has the European response to the North American Hillbilly?
Because, I can't help but imagine that the response to that would be, "He tuk mah dert!"
That would be Southeastern Europe, better known as the Balkans.
Ladki96 wrote:Good news guys! We're going to be super rich!
https://m.economictimes.com/tech/ites/tcs-wins-record-2-25-billion-nielsen-outsourcing-contract/amp_articleshow/62203126.cms
cmsellers wrote:Beto O'Rourke and Ted Cruz have apparently both grown beards.
Aquila89 wrote:cmsellers wrote:Beto O'Rourke and Ted Cruz have apparently both grown beards.
Wow. Ted Cruz is pretty much the last man I would've expected to grow a beard.
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