HO HO HO, MUELLER FOLKERS
Twas like two weeks before Christmas,
And all through the House,
Not a bill was voted on,
Not even to ban FurryCon.
Over in the Senate,
The Gang of 8 were locked
Over who would buy lunch
And who Mitch would punch
In the White House, of course
The staff scurried in preparation
With paper shredders and magnets
Attempting to escape the dragnets
But in a hidden basement of a black site
A group of weirdos were gathered
To prepare for a great Christmas
The secret agency was christened "TCS"
And all through the House,
Not a bill was voted on,
Not even to ban FurryCon.
Over in the Senate,
The Gang of 8 were locked
Over who would buy lunch
And who Mitch would punch
In the White House, of course
The staff scurried in preparation
With paper shredders and magnets
Attempting to escape the dragnets
But in a hidden basement of a black site
A group of weirdos were gathered
To prepare for a great Christmas
The secret agency was christened "TCS"
It's the most wonderful, thumbs-filled time of year! Sign up! Sign up! Give an internet friend an internet present! Get an internet gift from an internet friend! BUT YOU WON'T KNOW WHO GAVE YOU THAT GIFT UNLESS YOU HAVE SUBPOENA POWERS.
We've been placed under a bit of a time limit, because that's just how it works in secret levels of the government. The Orders say that you must sign up by 18th of December, to give plenty of time for making and distributing gifts. If you don't, the spooks are gonna waterboard you in a helicopter!
NICE LIST:
SlayerGoddess
Ladki
Australia
Jbob
Nathan (f*** the police)
Tesseracts
iMURDAu
Pedgerow