Hello! I am Pedgerow, and I, too, posted on the Cracked.com forums, now gone as of about 40 minutes ago. I suggested this forum as an alternative for everyone to move to, so if you hate us all, I am very sorry; I should have actually come here beforehand. My posting style is like this (duh) and I tend to voice contrarian opinions that are offensive enough that people hate me, but not offensive enough that I get banned. I live in Manchester, England, I am an IT guy for a job at present, and I hope you have a thread for writing limericks because that was my favourite thread. I hate change, so I might be a bit of a whiner for a bit because I miss my old forum (did you know that you can
still get Soviet Union-registered websites, but that the Cracked forums have been removed? Goddamn it), but if they never banned me, hopefully I am docile enough not to ruin things.
At my current job, they asked me in the interview what flavour of crisps I would be, because they like wacky questions, and I said pickled onion, because they're the best but they're really rare and exist far outside of the British potato snack mainstream. Anyway, it's a pleasure to meet you all. Now I can read through all your introductions and freak you out by casually mentioning details of your life.