by JamishT » Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:07 am
Earlier tonight at around 2am, the power blinked out and I heard a boom. I assumed that it was a transformer blowing up, and that the power would be out for a good while, but I was hungry. I began thinking of places I could get some food. I began craving pancakes, because I thought of IHOP (International House of Pancakes) which are generally open 24/7. I decided to go to one in a nicer part of town because I am a super racist figured if there's trouble in an IHOP, it won't be that one. It was a true assumption, because IT WAS CLOSED. This fancy schmancy IHOP is only open until midnight on weekdays!
So I went to Waffle House, and by this time, my roommate had texted me to let me know the power was back. I stayed anyway and got a hash brown bowl and a peanut butter waffle (they don't serve pancakes, of course).
JamishT was a heck of a guy,
With a devilish twinkle in his eye.
With his hand-picked flowers,
And his feel-good powers,
He made all the girls blush and sigh.