I saw that one. I resisted the urge to reply because I couldn't be sure it wasn't supposed to be some kind of meta joke (and because I don't post there). It was the first one I've seen saying the opposite of the yawn worthy 'too many trump jokes' complaints so I guessed it was a swing and a miss. That person does seem to post somewhat honestly, or at least consistently most of the other times I've seen them so it could be genuine.
To answer the rhetorical question, because I'm one of those, I want conspiracy and mystery articles. But I'll still read how my finger length controls my life because my world revolves around fun little distractions and tidbits of info I can use to seem cool-er at bars.