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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby emm » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:09 am

Are you sure it's supposed to look like that?
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:35 am

"Honey, come here and taste this!"
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Postby DamianaRaven » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:38 am

OK, what the fuck is that smell? I'm not eating anything that smells like that!
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby SilverMaple » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:13 am

Are you sure that piece of meat is going to be enough for everyone?
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:29 am

Those are really tender

Keep eating

It makes me gag

No, thank you
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby DamianaRaven » Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:50 am

Did you put the dick on the snowman?
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Krashlia » Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:59 am

"Tender."

"Set the timer for one minute."

"Just one more."

"I'm coming down!"

"Bring it to me here."

"I'll be going inside."
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Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:01 am

It tastes a bit yeasty
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Postby random_nerd » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:17 pm

Ugh, I just can't get past how dry this is.
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Aquila89 » Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:35 pm

Nobody does it better than you, Mom.
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby emm » Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:16 pm

Ah, while we're on our way to hell anyway:

'that's not how my father does it!'
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Fun With Mr. Fudge » Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:12 pm

I'll have some tossed salad

It has a strong fishy aroma

I love how moist it is

Dig in
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby mancityfooty » Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:32 pm

alright everyone, we're not here to talk politics.

that's one hell of a spread.

could someone pass the butter?
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Kivutar » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:54 am

*belch*
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby IamNotCreepy » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:18 pm

Who's bringing the Rabbit?
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