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Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinner

Postby emm » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:45 am

Well, I suppose you know this game anyway.

This has been an ongoing thing with my band for a while and by now I'm used to random texts and phone calls containing yet another one. So by now my brain seems to be running some kind of background process that comes up with new sentences every once in a while... Certainly made for an interesting Christmas.

You know the classic ones, right?

'don't talk with your mouth full'
'grandma, I'm so happy you could come'
'if this tastes the way it smells I'll be over at the neighbour's'
'thank god we're only doing this twice a year'
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Postby sunglasses » Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:25 pm

'You really know how to stuff a bird.'

'That's a lot of sausage!'
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Postby AboveGL » Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:26 pm

'That's gonna make my ass sore tomorrow'.
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Postby iMURDAu » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:31 pm

Who's got room for more?

Have a seat next to your Uncle, he won't bite.

If Grandpa says "Back In My Day" one more time I'm going to scream.

Whew, I'm really feeling the alcohol.

I'll have seconds.
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Postby Aquila89 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:42 pm

I can't eat that, I'm a vegan.
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Postby sunglasses » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:00 pm

What an interesting use for potatoes.

Oh? You saw this on Pinterest? I didn't know they had pins like that.

I'll need to open another bottle of wine.

Do you prefer dark or white meat? We've plenty of both.
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Postby cmsellers » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:52 pm

"They were out of whipped cream so I bought cool whip."
"I can't. I have a stomachache."
"Thank God! I thought it would never be over."
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby emm » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:47 pm

'are you going to finish that?'
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Re: Things you can say both during sex and at a family dinne

Postby Typical Michael » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:18 pm

"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
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Postby FaceTheCitizen » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:12 pm

“I don’t care how long it took to make it presentable, I’m not eating that.”
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Postby Delta Jim » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:17 pm

"Pass me a napkin, I have some cream in my beard."
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Postby Typical Michael » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:20 pm

"Move your head, I can't see the TV."
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Postby ghijkmnop » Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:26 pm

"Mmmmmmm-- tasty!"
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Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:09 pm

Pass the mayonnaise
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Postby JamishT » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:33 pm

This is way saltier than usual!
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