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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:19 pm

Greetings, Drrinjswand! Let us begin the supplementary screening! State your favorite Ninja Turtle and your OTP!
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby IamNotCreepy » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:25 pm

Deathclaw_Puncher wrote:Greetings, Drrinjswand! Let us begin the supplementary screening! State your favorite Ninja Turtle and your OTP!


Also, if you could meet anyone from history and fistfight them, who would it be?
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby JamishT » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:31 am

Welcome to TCS, DocRin (I'm just trying it out)! I have some suuuuuuuuuuper unimportant questions. They will make up your psychological profile that I keep in a safe deposit box for future use, abuse, and insertion into mousse.

1. If you had to fill in for Jimmy Kimmel (or one of his contemporaries) and interview a celebrity on live TV, who would you chose to interview? (bonus points for what your first question would be)

2. Your cousin is having a baby and lost a bet. She (or he, I'm inclusive, baby!) has to let you choose the name of their child. How do you proceed?

3. What is your favorite body part on other people (besides those having to do with waste disposal or child disposal/feeding)?
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby DrRinjswand » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:51 pm

Hmmm, Lemme think...

@Deathclaw_Punisher I think Bebop might be the one, and my OTP (so long as it's 'One Trick Pony') would be astrophotography...

@IAmNotCreepy Just for the privilege of it, I think Sir Isaac Newton, so I could beat Relativity into him...

@JamishT (1) It would probably be one of the science guys (Neil Degrasse Tyson, Bill Nye, etc) and ask them how they are counteracting the anti-intellectuallism going on...

(2) Hmmm... I'd like to go something Discworld related maybe Mustrum, or Gytha

(3) My favourite body part would have to be my stomach, as the stitching thereof stopped me dying of a burst ulcer six years ago...

Do..? Do I get my prize now...?
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby sunglasses » Mon Oct 02, 2017 2:20 pm

Yes! Your prize is that I don't invite you over for dinner.

As the main course.

Look-I'm hungry ok. I worked last night at the nursing home and OH GOD the smells. None of them are very appetizing.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby LunarTeaHouse » Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:10 am

Hi everyone! I was TJalsorises on Cracked. DogLovingJim brought me here. Yes, people still remember you!

Others I remember: there was Pixie something or other, ThatIndianGuy, BeerNPotatoes, EricTheBearJew, FieldMarshalFry, someone whose avatar was Wreck it Ralph... I think that's all I can remember right now.

My favorite writer was Brockway. His article about poorly subtitled foreign action films is still the funniest and best written piece I've ever read. It's been years, and every time I read it I still keel over from laughter.

I'd really like to thank those who came up with the idea for this site and made it happen. Great idea. :D
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby DoglovingJim » Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:15 am

LunarTeaHouse wrote:Hi everyone! I was TJalsorises on Cracked. DogLovingJim brought me here. Yes, people still remember you!

Others I remember: there was Pixie something or other, ThatIndianGuy, BeerNPotatoes, EricTheBearJew, FieldMarshalFry, someone whose avatar was Wreck it Ralph... I think that's all I can remember right now.

My favorite writer was Brockway. His article about poorly subtitled foreign action films is still the funniest and best written piece I've ever read. It's been years, and every time I read it I still keel over from laughter.

I'd really like to thank those who came up with the idea for this site and made it happen. Great idea. :D

Great to have you here mate, I'm surprised that some people still remember me. I'm sure you'll fit in this place perfectly, and many of those names you mentioned roam this place as well such as thatindianguy and Eric (although he is called deathclawpuncher here).


We all welcome you, however I must warn you. To be accepted by the community you must answer a lot of things ranging from who is your favorite ninja turtle to all sorts of other tough questions. But we'll start with this one, what is your favorite dog breed?
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:32 am

I used to be a bearjew, now I am a catgirl. The names Ashley, btw :3

I'm still Jewish, though.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby JamishT » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:05 am

Anyway, welcome to TCS, LTH! Someone else can ask you the TMNT question, because I have questions of my own:

1. What's a good name for a goldfish?

2. If you owned an airline, what perk would you offer to set yourself apart from the competition?

3. Who would you throw in a bed of poison ivy (just one person)?
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby EstellaRittenhouse » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:42 am

Hi! I've been reading Cracked since 2011. I commented occasionally as randomvc1007. I used to be ashamed of how much time I waste on Cracked, but now I have come to accept it as a calming part of my normal life. Comments have been my favorite part of the site for years. I don't deal well with change, so thanks for keeping the community alive!
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby Anglerphobe » Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:51 pm

There's certainly a lot of homeless and tempest-tossed coming to us at the moment. We should build a wall.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby DoglovingJim » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:50 pm

I think we should accept them all, the more the merrier. In fact we should have someone to help guide these lost sheep to our greener pastures.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby Anglerphobe » Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:27 pm

Well, I know a guy who can get you into TCS for 2000 non sequentially numbered American dollars a head.
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby iMURDAu » Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:05 pm

DoglovingJim wrote:I think we should accept them all, the more the merrier. In fact we should have someone to help guide these lost sheep to our greener pastures.


How many Uber rides can I take before people figure out I'm the one kidnapping forcing emphatically encouraging the drivers to be TCS-laves(trademark pending)?
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Re: Introduce Yourself

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:59 am

All I know is that I was once an Uber driver. And now I'm here working in the bulbasaur mines.
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