I need to talk to you all about something very important.
It's come to my attention that there have been bodies discovered at various job sites and job fairs in New Jersey. Yes, more the usual. No, it's not the mob this time. No, it's not a land shark (I checked.)
You see, these murders are being done very particularly.
A resume has been found on the body at each crime scene. All the victims were known to have at least spoken to the person of interest. Once or twice might be a coincidence but over 100 reeks of causality. Sadly, the suspected perp seems to have an alibi each time. That and no one can quite figure out how the vics died. Spontaneous cardiac arrest due to sudden brain function ceasing, they said.
But I know the truth.
Jbobsully is a serial murderer. That's why he goes to all those job fairs and why he's constantly looking for a job. He's using it to scout for victims. For you see, he needs their life force to live. The more dejected, the better. This job market makes for a perfect hunting ground. He eats their hopes, their fears, their will to live. Rumor has it he's recently infiltrated an online forum for the purpose of scouting out deliciously introverted souls.
So lock your doors, hide the wife, and don't answer the phone.
jbobsully is hunting.
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