http://www.cracked.com/article_23932_6-traditional-things-thatve-kept-world-worse-place.html
Why did humanity have to invent traditions again?
D-LOGAN wrote:If everyone has a microwave Eric, NO ONE DOES!!!!
Ericthebearjew wrote:D-LOGAN wrote:If everyone has a microwave Eric, NO ONE DOES!!!!
Then how do you explain the existence of microwaves?
A Combustible Lemon wrote:Death is an archaic concept for simpleminded commonfolk, not Victorian scientist whales.
CarrieVS wrote:Ericthebearjew wrote:D-LOGAN wrote:If everyone has a microwave Eric, NO ONE DOES!!!!
Then how do you explain the existence of microwaves?
Simple: some people do, and some people don't.
Ericthebearjew wrote:Then how do you explain the existence of microwaves?
CarrieVS wrote:Simple: some people do, and some people don't.
D-LOGAN wrote:Ericthebearjew wrote:Then how do you explain the existence of microwaves?
Well here's the thing mate *looks around, then leans in conspiratorially ... and whispers* if you look at them closer they're actually just toasters that have been souped up and turned the other way round.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
sunglasses wrote:Have you seen the conditions at some of those aquariums?
It *might* be kinder to kill them for food.
In Virginia, you can get off scot-free if you and your victim agree to undergo joint counseling. Picture a world in which you sit across from a therapist with your rapist. Now picture it in Virginia. Good job, you've pictured a scenario that could really happen.
If you're among the infinitesimal percentage of our readership which lives overseas, don't get too smug. Countries that are known for being socially progressive have a hard time reconciling the concept of marital rape with their shiny reputations.
That includes Norway, aka "the South Carolina of Europe," where one survey reported that 9 percent of Norwegian women in Norwegian relationships have experienced some kind of sexual assault, and it's estimated that 60 percent of the victims never press charges.
Most rape victims, particularly of spousal abuse, do not come to the hospital for the forensic exam, she said. As many as 60 percent of those who do choose not to involve the police.
Which was why it was weird when Norway recently released pamphlets telling Islamic refugees not to rape their women. Homegrown Norwegian men appear to have this covered.
So if you are vaginally penetrated by an organized crowd of German strangers, there are no German laws to cite when you go to the police. The laws don't exist.
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