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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby Tablo » Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:07 am

AboveGL wrote:Goatse is just gay porn. I don't see the big deal.

I read that the man's anus was stretched which sounds disturbing not because it was gay porn.
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby AShireForBaggins » Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:01 am

Massive props to anyone who actually got through this list and remained whole. I couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it. I got to sunglasses and just:

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Scarred for life.
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby sunglasses » Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:33 pm

Was it the degloving injury? It was, wasn't it. Meanwhile, I love your gif.
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby misterhistorian » Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:06 pm

shireforbaggins - I just watched that episode about twenty minutes ago! crahsee.

Ok. I'm only going to say this because it's the thread where you say stuff like this. Whilst googling it isn't necessarily shocking or downright mind-alteringly fucked up, there is a movie that exists, which is. I'll admit that I have watched it, and scientific estimates put my eyes shut during 50%. Unbelievably it was on YouTube and I don't care to see if it still is. I can't remember how I found out about it, but I know it was on the internet somewhere. I'm being 100% dead serious when I say this comes with a NSFAFDHBE warning - Not Safe For Fucking Any Decent Human Being, Ever.

The title is below. It's in spoiler tags because I sometimes can't help myself in these situations if I've already seen what someone says not to google. If you open them I'm absolved of all curiosity-search responsibility and any mental scarring from the proceeding events.

Spoiler: show
A Serbian Film
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:24 pm

Scarred me less than when I googled Human Centipede. (Also scarred me less than a moving dinosaur model at the Natural History Museum, for that matter. Still not fully over the trauma of that. But then I was three at the time. Honestly, next time you're pissed off by a screaming toddler, consider that the kid might be experiencing genuine mortal terror.)

Actually, in all seriousness, I not infrequently come up with stuff not far removed from that film in historian's spoiler tag. Most of my stories tend to the dark side and there aren't many happy endings. My mind is a dark and scary place. Strangely, in spite of that, I can't bear watching horror films or even reading books with graphic descriptions of nasty stuff.
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby sunglasses » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:13 pm

Mr. Historian. I have head that. Another movie to not watch is Ichi the Killer.
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby Typical Michael » Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:06 am

Did anyone say parasite porn, yet?

Enjoy.
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby Stompopolos » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:40 am

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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby VaughnJess » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:20 pm

misterhistorian wrote:
Spoiler: show
A Serbian Film


I was talking to my brother a couple of hours ago about Human Centipede 2 because I read the plot on Wikipedia, and he said he knew of a worse movie, got a piece of paper and a pen and wrote down the name of that film. They both sound pretty horrible, just one is more violent and one is more sexual.

I'm so glad I don't have much curiosity.
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby Cordslash » Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:16 pm

There's a legendary fanfic called "The Other Story". A purported friend sent it to me a while back.

I just googled it and sure enough, it's the second entry.

Please make sure you read the subtitle before continuing.

For those of you too curious and end up googling it: I'm so, so sorry....
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby revereche » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:51 am

The Guinea Pig films. 'nuff said.

Also, "Agony in Pink."

Don't forget "Mai-chan's Daily Life," "Drainage City," and "Shintaro Kago."

Actually, I'm just made of these.
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby sunglasses » Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:36 pm

I am a glutton for punishment. And thanks to revereche and google images I'm never going to be able to even look at a blender again. *Quietly vomits*
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby LaoWai » Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:33 pm

I found that "Two Guys and a Hammer" (or is it "Three Guys and a Hammer") video pretty disconcerting the only time I saw it--just really hard to accomodate mentally and emotionally.
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby BobTheZombie » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:11 pm

LaoWai wrote:I found that "Two Guys and a Hammer" (or is it "Three Guys and a Hammer") video pretty disconcerting the only time I saw it--just really hard to accomodate mentally and emotionally.


I thought "Two Guys and a Hammer" was a spin-off of "Two Guys and a Girl". I'd watch it. The theoretical spin-off, that is, not the video you're talking about.
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Re: DON'T Google That

Postby Marcuse » Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:35 pm

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