Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Kate » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:16 pm

Alright! PMs have been sent, so please let me know if you haven't received a PM or if there is a problem with your PM. Also feel free to post your gift here if you would like to (though you are in no way obligated to). Just a note on those of you who received attachments: you can't really direct link to them, they need to be re-uploaded in order to show up or it'll just be a broken link.

Thank you so much for participating!
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Tuli » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:37 pm

YAAAYYY I've been waiting for this moment since yesterday! This is a most exciting valentine's day! And the wait paid off with some completely adorable landsharks:

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They will surely be a useful addition to my marine forces. ;)
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Knicholas » Sun Feb 14, 2016 8:09 pm

Last night I had a hard time sleeping. I felt like someone was watching me. As I drifted off, halfway between sleep and wakefulness, I thought I heard a strange scuttling sound. As I lapsed into sleep, I had the strange feeling that something-like a long furry finger-was gently stroking my left eyebrow and purring.

I woke up to find this in my inbox:

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Awwwww!

Can you go after the mice for me?
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:03 pm

Here's mine, from (I'm guessing) either a fellow math nerd or someone who knows I like math puns.
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Much appreciated, either way.
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Bromo » Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:23 pm

Here's mine:

On November's late evening with charm and aplomb, Durant the Pokémon
Seized with pincers aloft the hearts of many a companion,
Jokes to delight and games to be played
All hearts are light with his affectionate, ankle-biting ways.
Snuggled under a blanket of good will so totally,
The steel of his resolve to present himself openly
Scarce shines through this tawdry summation of prose.
For such good company, I give you a rose...

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~A Happy Valentine's Day to Kevin_Durant, number one Bug/Steel type, number one in our hearts. 

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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby SilverMaple » Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:24 pm

You know when you have to repress laughter because you don't want to explain what you're laughing about to anyone else, so you just kind of sit there and shake with your eyes watering? This made me do that so much that I almost scared my parrot off of my shoulder. Thank you!

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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby sunglasses » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:14 pm

I've gotten a series of images of a letter. It was all very nice. The best part was, of course, the last bit (where i'm riding a motherfucking dragon).

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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby gregfrankenstein » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:24 pm

In order to learn about feelings, I've received not one but two photos of a literal heart.

I made sure to save them to my hard drive because TCS attachments can be sort of ephemeral. I would be worried about collecting photos of human organs, but let's face it: we're already on all the watchlists.

Thank you, secret Valentine. It's just what I always wanted. Now my friends just need courage, a brain, and a ride back to Kansas.

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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Revolving Royal » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:53 pm

I got a fantastic song, my Secret Cupid even got Peter Murphy to sing it!

Happy Valentine's Day, Revolving Royal. I heard you're really into Bauhaus, so I asked the band if they'd like to get back together to write you a song. Daniel Ash started throwing blunt objects at me and Peter Murphy took the whole love thing a bit too seriously, but I think it turned out pretty well.

I mean, obviously it's the real Bauhaus right? It would be totally stupid if I couldn't get a hold of them and did some kind of Weird Al-esque style parody from my bedroom. Ahem. Look, a distraction!

https://www.mediafire.com/?51ak3dxyrcclgzn

Here are the lyrics:

The night is blood and everything is bats
I need some love with someone picked from a hat

There you were assigned to me by chance
Revolving Royal is my true romance
An Amish vampire named T
Said you and I are surely meant to be
Awwww yeah

I'm pretty sure you're like a monarch and stuff
Who rotates around and doesn't take no guff

There you were assigned to me by chance
Revolving Royal is my true romance
I've felt this feeling in my feeling spot
That I, Peter Murphy, like you a lot

I thought I'd start by writing you a song
If what I write ain't right, then I want to be wrong
Happy Valentine's and these words I bequeath
I'll be yours, that is until the fifteenth
Awwwww yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaah

This is incredible, much love Valentine!
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:35 am

I got a PM saying mine is forthcoming...

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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby reallifegirl » Mon Feb 15, 2016 2:05 am

I am in love with the Valentine I have just received.

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It is amazing. And I read it while I was dressed in all dark clothes, so the sideways text wound up making me giggle hard enough to nearly fall off my seat on the train.
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Australia » Mon Feb 15, 2016 7:46 am

SilverMaple wrote:

For the second time in as many months, a certain someone made no attempt to disguise their identity.

Likewise, for the second time in as many months, my scheme to watch half the world burn was turned against me in a most romantic endeavour. Poor Tasmania and the East coast was engulfed entirely. Worse, Adelaide was salvaged!

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This is the closest I've ever felt to love. It could just be indigestion though. Cheers.
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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby Ladki96 » Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:43 pm

My lovely Cupid made a very nice thing for me, my thanks to whoever they are <3 :)

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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:05 pm

You guys and these... Lovey stuff. With cool hand-drawn pictures and uh... The whole thing being a ballet of emotion. Yeah well, congratulations.

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Re: Secret Cupid 2016: It's Gonna Be Stupid!

Postby JamishT » Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:18 am

Here's to hoping my Cupid (who I totes don't know who it is, and also I have ocean front property in Kansas for sale) made this masterpiece of love available to public! Seriously, I love it!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3sXwcfmj9fUVWNUVWFqU19vb3M/view



Also, thank you to everyone who participated! I'm kinda bummed I had to step out at the last minute (gee thanks, Grandpa!), but I think it went pretty smoothly considering all the factors!
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