Chinese noblewoman who died over 2,000 years ago, yet continues to be blessed with the skin, flesh, organs, and sunny disposition of a fairly fresh corpse
One percenters, amiright? What do Xin Zhui and Donald Trump have in common? It's not hair, as Xin Zhui is looking pretty fabulous, and it's not a
great wall against foreign invaders, because ancient China did not have a problem with Mexican rapists.
Botox. It's obviously botox.
accompanied by some kind of bullshitty, clickbaitish title
This line should be included in every article.
From the URL:
"horrific-historical-artifacts-that-are-probably-haunted"
Okay - my BlehBlah'ing aside - I read the article start-to-end, and really enjoyed it. Long-dead people are fascinating.
That's not to say lately dead people aren't equally worthy of conversation, and let me emphasize that living people are also mostly okay, and further that by letting everyone know I am not a serial killer, and... I feel I'm digging this hole deeper... like... like an archaeologist!
Good recovery, BlehBlah, nobody will suspect a thing, unless you use the third-person...
*grabs leather coat, jumps in a bog*
A quantum state of signature may or may not be here... you just ruined it.