Marcuse wrote:Daggermeister wrote:Did something happen to thatindianguyII? He always makes a few comments in every article, and I didn't see any today. It's kinda jarring when something you think of as routine just disappears.
He does have an account here as thatindianguy, so if you're looking to contact him you might drop him a PM. I don't know of anything, maybe he's just busy.
thatindianguy wrote:Marcuse wrote:Daggermeister wrote:Did something happen to thatindianguyII? He always makes a few comments in every article, and I didn't see any today. It's kinda jarring when something you think of as routine just disappears.
He does have an account here as thatindianguy, so if you're looking to contact him you might drop him a PM. I don't know of anything, maybe he's just busy.
Actually it's the exact opposite, I was taking a nap.
Also a monkey chewed through our phone line. Which despite the impression I've given of my country is still a cause for some alarm.
I mean monkeys this far south? Something foul is afoot.
Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!
skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!
Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
RichardBurton wrote:Oh god I got hardly any time left!
I came back to warn you all: in 12 days, 3 hours and 24 minutes a giant spTheTurntables wrote:onge falls out of the sky and absorbs half the oceans.8====D wrote:andex-wearing middle aged woman will try to feed you home-made pot roast. DO NOT EAT THE POT ROAST.Field_ignored wrote:ace penis. That's it. There will be a gigantic, interstellar dong.8====D wrote:I'm OK with that.CorruptUser wrote:-eckled cucumber from Jebediah's farm patch wins "best in show" at the county fair, which bankrupts the Bundy's ranch.Sentientmonkey wrote:oon will fall from the sky, awakening the cereal titan, who will wage war against a massive banana destroying the world as the prophecy foretold!
SpyKoopa wrote:Good lord. All target did where I live was remove the blue and pink backgrounds from the shelves. Oh noes! How will parents now know where to go get their girl's dolls if the aisles don't have pink backgrounds!??ScorpionTube wrote:My local Target did that and I accidentally took my 4-year-old son down the dolls aisle. He turned gay instantaneously.
Target is just the worst.
When the machine revolution comes and humanity is wiped out by Google's robot armies, the last terrified groups of humans will huddle together listening for the sound of the terminators announcing themselves with the cry I earnt $9500 a week working from home.
QueenoftheCats wrote:The sun did not shine,
It was too wet to play,
So I went on Cracked,
To kill hours in the day.
And while I was there,
I had a quick look,
At an article 'bout,
Dr Seuss and his book.
They said he was great,
With his 'Cat in the Hat!'
So I said we'll see,
Yes we'll see about that!
If using that style,
Gave Seuss his fame,
Then I'll write a comment,
Using the same.
If Seuss became famous,
For his cat in the hat,
Then I'll get all the thumbs,
For a comment like that!
Qinglong wrote:You've just got to admire QueenoftheCats' comment in 5 Legendary Pop-Culture Works Created Only To Make A Point:QueenoftheCats wrote:The sun did not shine,
It was too wet to play,
So I went on Cracked,
To kill hours in the day.
And while I was there,
I had a quick look,
At an article 'bout,
Dr Seuss and his book.
They said he was great,
With his 'Cat in the Hat!'
So I said we'll see,
Yes we'll see about that!
If using that style,
Gave Seuss his fame,
Then I'll write a comment,
Using the same.
If Seuss became famous,
For his cat in the hat,
Then I'll get all the thumbs,
For a comment like that!
And she is getting all the thumbs!
Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!
skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!
Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
DoglovingJim wrote:Oh right, archnemesis.
TSuperbus wrote:To be fair guns and bras are similar. I was struggling with one once which caused my weapon to discharge in an unsafe manner. Ruined her cashmere sweater.Thunderous wrote:And I'm willing to bet it took you a few minutes to reload as well, right?TSuperbus wrote:@Thunderous,
Nah. Back then I was a teenager so I was packing a semiautomatic.
Now that I'm older it has changed into a medieval cannon. Lots of smoke, noise and blood and the team of highly trained professionals handling it still can't get it to aim correctly.
Anglerphobe wrote:We need to get TSuperbus on the Sex With Me thread.
Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!
skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!
Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
King.Zog wrote:Monster Cables do indeed make a noticeable difference to volume and tone, and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. To prove this point yourself, get a longish (3m?) Monster Cable, a 3m budget cable, and head over to the testing area of your local hi-fi store. Proceed to roundly flog the salesdrone trying to sell you pointless overpriced garbage, first with the lightweight flimsy "no-name" nonsense, and then with the much more substantial Monster Cable.
You will notice an immediate and profound difference, as the irritable "hey, what do you think you're doing" noises instantly change in pitch and desperation when you switch to the heavier Monster Cable - you really can hear every subtle note of anguish. The only downside is, I would say, duration; a snakeoil salesdrone brutalised with a Monster Cable will typically only retain consciousness for 10-15 minutes, whereas they can last much, much longer with cheaper brands.
tl;dr: Monster Cables are indeed much better, you merely have to find the correct application.
Seanzzxx wrote:Comment from Brockway about Bucholz he did in an AMA, still relevant to this day I think:
"The fact of the matter is, nobody's ever asked me not to write [straight-up comedy]. They haven't even implied it. But I've seen the numbers decline drastically on fiction/straight comedy pieces. If anything, the higher ups want us to keep doing that kind of stuff just to keep experimenting and innovating, but as a writer it's damn depressing to bust your ass on a piece and watch it wallow.
So almost all of us just kind of silently agreed to stop writing that kind of stuff, since the audience was no longer there for it.
Well, all except Bucholz. Bucholz don't give a s**t. The site could go under today, and ten years later you could check our mailbox and find a decade's worth of Bucholz articles about whatever the f**k he felt like. He'd just keep doing them. He's a machine. A terrifying one. We've tried to stop him, but you've seen that documentary, The Terminator? Didn't go great."
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