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HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, THERE IS A GOD, AND HE HAS ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS, BECAUSE SEANBABY'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
Seanbaby wrote:Lois Lane is the kind of woman who'd give herself a black eye and fill your computer with child pornography just to see if you'd cheat on her in prison.
Seanbabicus Hilarious wrote:In a crime against all language and concepts, he adopted the civilian identity of a kitty cat Superman-themed street performer named Super-Cool Cat. That may be the worst sentence about a cat I've ever typed, and I once emailed the writer of Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties to let him know his wife might have herpes.
Have My Seanbabies wrote:"Now to use my heat vision to etch images of the devil onto his retina!"
KleinerKiller wrote:Seanbaby wrote:Lois Lane is the kind of woman who'd give herself a black eye and fill your computer with child pornography just to see if you'd cheat on her in prison.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
Paradox wrote:All of this could have been made 83,17% less dumb if they added a reason. Say, "Superman can't reveal his identity because he'd lose all his powers!" or some shit like that...
That being said, I think Superman is a dumb concept anyway. Regular dudes with one advantage, in the form of superpower or extensive training, who can throw punches in the bad guys' faces like a pro beat invincible super heroes all day.
ShuaiGuy wrote:I get that Superman is supposed to be an inspiration or something to aspire to (that's what Smallville told me, and dammit, it works). But I just can't bring myself to care. I can already aspire to being better than I am. I don't need a guy getting accolades because he has an easy ass job to aspire to. And saving lives when you're God is easy as Hell. That'd be like applauding me tying my shoe.
So thppppppppppbbbbbbbttttttttttt Man of Steel.
FieldMarshalFry wrote:Ironic gigantes ubermensch Snip - M
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