DamianaRaven wrote:I like my men like I like my coffee - ground up and stored in the freezer.
You know, I once posted something similar in Cracked, but with beer, and I got downvoted to hell.
DamianaRaven wrote:I like my men like I like my coffee - ground up and stored in the freezer.
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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