http://www.cracked.com/article_22054_5-nightmare-realities-having-absurdly-large-boobs.html
Now Cracked did it. First they talked shit about being nerd. I stomached it. Then they talked how every good videogame is sexist. I endured it. Then they said how I can't be no feminist without being misogynist. Without complaining, I carried on.
But now Cracked just attacked the thing I most love. HUGE BOOBS! That's it, Cracked. I am done with you. FITE ME IRL LIFE FAGGET!
In all seriousness, it is a pretty good article, and one of the most interesting reads from the recent "life experience" batch on Cracked, without any politics either. Pretty good.
Though I can no longer love HUGE BOOBS like I did before, knowing the evils they are capable of. One part of my soul just died today, but for me, from now on, flat is justice.
*the hollow (handsome) husk of NotCIAAgent proceeds to burn his entire collection of Oppai hentai*