http://www.cracked.com/article_22104_5- ... about.html
See, stuff like this is why I have so much trouble quitting Cracked.
For a their preachy "everything you love is sexist/racist/stupid/insert here" articles or dickery regarding the comments, they have something like this that reminds me why I fell in love with them in the first place.
I mean... A Civil War general that ran brothels (I also learned the origins of the word hooker today, thanks Cracked!) and Lincoln as a bartender. This is the kind of stuff I go on to see.
Also, check out the top comment before it gets deleted. Seems we are not alone in our sentiments.