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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby thatindianguy » Tue Feb 16, 2016 5:19 am

It takes a few days for the ban to affect the comments section.
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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby D-LOGAN » Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:42 pm

While I don't mean to derail the topic, and I of course hope Thatindianguy's account get's reinstated soon, I'm gonna have to take the time to make against people not having PICTURES IN THEIR AVATARS! I Demand A Small Picture That Somehow Gives Me A Brief Synopsis Of What The User Is About!

I'm looking at you T.I.G!
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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby archaeologydalek » Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:34 am

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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby Taluun » Wed Feb 17, 2016 2:11 am

archaeologydalek wrote:For April Fool's, I just want the entire commenter community to change their avatars to the same thing. Maybe Eric's or Thunderous'? That'll royally screw the place up.


Idk their is this picture of the joker talking about how many boners he can make that I think would be just wonderful to use for this :p
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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:02 am

archaeologydalek wrote:For April Fool's, I just want the entire commenter community to change their avatars to the same thing. Maybe Eric's or Thunderous'? That'll royally screw the place up.


Your wish is my ... something or other.
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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby JamishT » Wed Feb 17, 2016 7:52 am

archaeologydalek wrote:For April Fool's, I just want the entire commenter community to change their avatars to the same thing. Maybe Eric's or Thunderous'? That'll royally screw the place up.


Once a good number of us changed our avatars to My Little Pony related pictures. Granted, they were all different...but it was a good time!
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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby archaeologydalek » Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:11 pm

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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby CarrieVS » Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:32 pm

archaeologydalek wrote:Oh, that was super-weird. I didn't even notice it was Nathan and was just like "shit, am I sleep-posting again?"


I'm not sure what you're talking about. I don't see anything odd about that post.
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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby D-LOGAN » Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:56 pm

YOU PEOPLE ARE MESSING WITH FORCES YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND!
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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby archaeologydalek » Wed Feb 17, 2016 2:36 pm

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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby max_user_connections » Wed Feb 17, 2016 3:04 pm

SU NOIJ
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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby Twistappel » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:20 pm

D-LOGAN wrote:YOU PEOPLE ARE MESSING WITH FORCES YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND!

Jeez, Doc. Calm down.
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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby D-LOGAN » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:22 pm

IT. BEGINS.
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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby Askias » Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:20 pm

D-LOGAN wrote:
IT. BEGINS.


Choose your side.
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Re: Banned from Cracked (again)

Postby Twistappel » Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:22 pm

"... paranoid delusions. He's been extremely agitated all morning. I'd recommend keeping him sedated for now."

A sturdy-looking orderly stepped forward to restrain Doc Logan, while the nurse produced a syringe.

"NO!" he screamed, batting the syringe out of the nurse's hand "Can't you see? They're all monsters".

The orderly wasn't quite so gentle this time, and as Logan struggled against the man's rock-like grasp, he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror. Indeed, the haggard wreck of a man who stared back at him bore little resemblance to the dapper young professional who was once the darling of Dublin's gastroenterological fraternity.

A horrible shrieking filled his ears. He wished that somebody would make it stop. It took him a moment to realise that the screams were his own.

"MONSTERS! THEY'RE MONSTERS! YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME! THEY'LL COME FOR YOU NEXT!"

There was a faint stinging sensation as the needle went in (Try to relax! It'll hurt less!). His vision blurred, and he felt a wave of nausea as his mind fought against the sedative effects of the haloperidol–promethazine cocktail that had just delivered a sucker-punch to his nervous system.

After a while, the screams gave way to unintelligible sobs, and the world began to blur around the edges.

****

"Such a pity" observed Sister Morphine "Anyway, I'd best be getting on. Time and psychotic episodes wait for no man and all that".

She flashed the nurse a charming smile, adjusted the stethoscope and, using the sleeve of her jacket to polish out a finger-print that was marring the shiny, gold surface of the name tag on her lapel. The room's stark fluorescent light glinted off the name "DR LOGAN".

A moment later, Doc Logan stepped out into the hall, whistling merrily, and continued on his rounds.
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