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How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:22 pm

Inspired by the First Cracked Posts thread, how many top comments have you racked up?

I believe I had 2: the "Game Over" comment from the 5 horrifying worms article during Terror Week at Cracked, and my denial of human skin suits filled with Spiders in an article I can't quite remember.

(This would be a good time to implement a tracking feature for comments, Cracked)
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby sunglasses » Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:23 pm

I got one once. I don't remember when or where. But I remembered it happened.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby D-LOGAN » Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:35 pm

I got one once! Right here baby - http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-w ... le-future/

*wipes tear from eye*

It was all worthwhile.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Australia » Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:43 pm

I don't want to let you down but I've had far too many to count. I feel so bad.

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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Marcuse » Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:48 pm

I did once, I did one of those explanation of a photoplasty posts and because mine was first on the comment section it ended up top comment for that one. It's kind of cheating because I just recognised a pattern and did it faster than anyone else, but I still count it dammit!
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:53 pm

Australia wrote:I don't want to let you down but I've had far too many to count. I feel so bad.

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Seeing as how 1/3 of the Cracked library references you in some way, I'm not surprised.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby octoberpumpkin » Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:09 pm

Just one
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:23 pm

I've been in the top five a few times, but never number one.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby thatindianguy » Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:26 pm

Mine was the weird Bollywood rip offs article.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Aug 18, 2015 7:00 pm

Way too fucking many to count.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby NathanLoiselle » Tue Aug 18, 2015 7:20 pm

Why I've had so many comments end up in the ... This isn't the "How Many Comments Have Been Downvoted Into Hell" thread? ... Well then, I've never had any thank you very much.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby ghijkmnop » Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:28 pm

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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby iMURDAu » Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:52 am

One in which I said something along the lines of "Drake sucks and if you disagree your opinion is wrong". A throwaway comment that apparently resonated with way more people than I expected. The comments I put effort into never got upvoted like the ones I just shit onto a screen.

I had the highest voted comment on another article but it was a reply. The article said something about Jamie Kennedy being worse than awful and someone took the article and the comments to heart so I had to ask "Is that you Jamie?". There were later comments telling people to scroll down and read that.

I hit the top 5 plenty of times. And Drake still sucks. Sprite can push him all they want but their commercials have become "one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong".
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Bert » Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:13 pm

I actually at some point started favoriting articles where my comment went over well. It sometimes made me feel better to go back and look at them (this was a weird time in my life).

I made top comment twice, the first I'm most proud of for sheer punnery:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-great-peanuts-specials-traumatizing-children/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-epic-benders-ever-captured-by-arrest-report/

And made second place three times:
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-insane-examples-overzealous-internet-censorship/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-perverted-behaviors-you-wont-believe-animals-exhibit-too/
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/3-dark-facts-cruise-lines-dont-want-you-to-know/
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:35 pm

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