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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DjiboutiDan » Mon Aug 31, 2015 3:25 pm

Bert wrote:I actually at some point started favoriting articles where my comment went over well. It sometimes made me feel better to go back and look at them (this was a weird time in my life).


That's actually a good idea. I know I have a few top spots, but can't remember where.

There is one that I'm particularly proud of here:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-advanced-weapons-clearly-invented-by-6-year-old/
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Bert » Mon Aug 31, 2015 3:55 pm

*clicks link*

....

Dan, that is some combination of genius and depravity that you have going on there.

I happened to remember another second place comment. Cameo appearance by Sunny on the top spot.

http://www.cracked.com/article_20367_5-insane-true-stories-that-prove-humans-can-survive-anything.html
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby JamishT » Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:56 am

Bert wrote:*clicks link*

....

Dan, that is some combination of genius and depravity that you have going on there.

I happened to remember another second place comment. Cameo appearance by Sunny on the top spot.

http://www.cracked.com/article_20367_5-insane-true-stories-that-prove-humans-can-survive-anything.html


Sunglasses has the top comment, Bert has #2, JamesT has the #3 comment, Michael has #5, Ash has #13, Malfesinator has #17, BROWNRECLUSE has #19, and #20 goes to DizzyPunch. That's 40% of the top twenty comments if my math is right. I don't know why I just did this.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:44 pm

I'm glad you did. It's a good feeling to reminisce on comments that do well.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby SilverMaple » Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:58 pm

Just one by my count (on this article), although I got second or third place a couple of times. Yes, I do keep track of times when I was the runner-up too, because when one has no real-world accomplishments to fall back on, your brain compensates in strange ways.

Oddly enough, I hadn't expected that one to be really popular, since it was basically just me complaining about toast crumbs in butter. Apparently that sentiment is widely shared, as it should be.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:55 pm

I might be going senile but I think that I might have got top comment once.

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Would take a far more dedicated man then me though to manually search each article from the past 2 years in order to find out if any actually did become top comment (it would be nice if they had a simpler way of finding out).
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:50 pm

This is the only article in which my comment was top-voted. Shame it had to be for something so fucked up and painful to remember. I'm presently at the top on today's vasectomy article, but it's still rather early in the game.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:01 pm

DamianaRaven wrote: I'm presently at the top on today's vasectomy article, but it's still rather early in the game.


Darkstrolm is catching up.

*dramatic music*
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:04 pm

Sarcasmo's response should get all the glory for that comment! *laughs and laughs*
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:06 pm

DamianaRaven wrote:Sarcasmo's response should get all the glory for that comment! *laughs and laughs*


Alas, he overtook you. I wonder if you can get back up there eventually (never watched the comments like this before, it's a bit like a race).
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:08 pm

I'm ahead again.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:12 pm

DamianaRaven wrote:I'm ahead again.



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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:13 pm

*brandishes a rolled-up newspaper* What the hell is wrong with you, man? You're an adult, for fucks sake!
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:16 pm

BROWNRECLUSE wrote:
DamianaRaven wrote:I'm ahead again.



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I don't get it. Is it a sex joke?

(darkstrolm is #1. again)
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:19 pm

I can be a gracious loser for two reasons. One, Darkstrolm is a funny motherfucker who frequently champions the top spot! Two, I'll probably stay in the top five, and that's something to be proud of.
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