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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Twistappel » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:42 am

None. Ever.

[stalks out of thread]
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Ladki96 » Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:16 pm

There's only the one and it was a goddamn throwaway joke (context = #4. A Self-Destruct Sequence Was Activated ... By Accidentally Hitting the Space Bar)
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby LegionofShrooms » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:34 am

Eh. Like four maybe? Dunno if they're still the top of not.

Frankly, I don't even read half the articles on Cracked anymore, nevermind comment on them. I still comment sometimes-but only if I either have something relevant to say, can think of some tangentially related story or topic I'd like to share, a particularly good joke occurs to me or something really irks me about the article/video and I feel the need to speak out.

That said, whenever I do comment, I seem to wind up in the top five or so often as not, so I dunno, whatever

*shrugs*

Honestly, top comments are nice and all, but the conversations and jokes with other interesting people are where the real meat of it is for me.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DoglovingJim » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:11 am

Sister Morphine wrote:None. Ever.

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I hear ya sister, same here probably.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby LegionofShrooms » Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:03 pm

DoglovingJim wrote:
Sister Morphine wrote:None. Ever.

[stalks out of thread]


I hear ya sister, same here probably.


*cough*
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed Oct 21, 2015 4:09 pm

LegionofShrooms wrote:
DoglovingJim wrote:
Sister Morphine wrote:None. Ever.

[stalks out of thread]


I hear ya sister, same here probably.


*cough*


855 upvotes

That's got to be a record.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby kirant » Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:22 am

One. Can't say I'm very proud of myself for getting a top comment for such an easy target and lazy comment.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Kivutar » Sun Oct 25, 2015 3:58 pm

I got 5th from the top in this article.
Actually, I was happier that people actually respected my "no debates" request.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Daggermeister » Sun Oct 25, 2015 4:05 pm

I actually got 8th on this one. It's also the second comment I ever made without riding the coattails of another commenter.

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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:51 am

I got the top comment here. All those years of drug dealing have finally paid off!
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sat Nov 14, 2015 1:24 pm

Raven, you were holding and didn't think to ask a spider if he liked to get down? For shame! ;)
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Knicholas » Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:04 pm

Twice today, apparently. I. . . .just like Monty Python.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Irishjava » Wed Dec 09, 2015 4:45 pm

I've got a few, and I finally found one to prove it! It's really hard to remember which articles from 2010-2014 I commented on, and way harder to find the good ones.

http://www.cracked.com/article_21718_6-horrifying-implications-most-popular-rpg-universes.html
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Knicholas » Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:51 pm

Had top comment for a while today on the Sexy Skyrim mod article:


Admit it, Mark.

You got caught playing Skyrim at work using "sexy" mods, and had to come up with an excuse before Human Resources got involved.



It has since been overtaken by a spambot parody.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DashaBlade » Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:36 pm

And conversely, I had the top comment today for a short while on the poor people article with a spambot trap, but I'm happy that more deserving comment threads overtook it, since my only goal was have the top comment for long enough to trap the bot. :lol: Mission accomplished.
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