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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:22 pm

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DamianaRaven wrote:I'm ahead again.



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I don't get it. Is it a sex joke?

(darkstrolm is #1. again)


Jim, I was lazy and did not type out "Heh heh. You said head"

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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:23 pm

BROWNRECLUSE wrote:For reference, please use your local library to learn more about the legacy of Beavis and Butt-head.


Seriously, Jim - it's a miracle you're welcome in polite company.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:25 pm

DamianaRaven wrote:I can be a gracious loser for two reasons. One, Darkstrolm is a funny motherfucker who frequently champions the top spot! Two, I'll probably stay in the top five, and that's something to be proud of.


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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:26 pm

I cum from a long line of quitters and up-givers.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:33 pm

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BROWNRECLUSE wrote:For reference, please use your local library to learn more about the legacy of Beavis and Butt-head.


Seriously, Jim - it's a miracle you're welcome in polite company.


Beavis and Butt-head? Wasn't that some cartoon they had in the 90's that the media blamed for the death of some girl?
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:37 pm

DoglovingJim wrote:Beavis and Butt-head? Wasn't that some cartoon they had in the 90's that the media blamed for the death of some girl?


*looks thoroughly appalled* You must be very young. How else could you have walked out of the 90's to ask a question like that?
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:45 pm

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DoglovingJim wrote:Beavis and Butt-head? Wasn't that some cartoon they had in the 90's that the media blamed for the death of some girl?


*looks thoroughly appalled* You must be very young. How else could you have walked out of the 90's to ask a question like that?


Young? I didn't watch TV much in those times, especially not cartoons. Life was outside and that's where I wanted to be, visiting new places etc etc.

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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:34 pm

I'm way ahead now! Image
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:37 pm

DamianaRaven wrote:I'm way ahead now! Image


My guess is you win, hopefully though darkstrolm can maintain his second place (since his also a member here) but I guess anything can happen in the comment section of Cracked.





And to think that you were planning to be a "gracious loser"...
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:51 pm

DoglovingJim wrote:And to think that you were planning to be a "gracious loser"...


Karma, bitch!
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Australia » Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:00 pm

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Karma, bitch!


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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby DoglovingJim » Sun Oct 04, 2015 5:53 am

Australia wrote:
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DoglovingJim wrote:And to think that you were planning to be a "gracious loser"...


Karma, bitch!


Karma Bitch is Jim's supervillain name.

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Little kid deserved it, good dog.
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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby Matt the Czar » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:47 pm

One, and it didnt even stay top comment. But, it was worth the effort.

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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:30 am

I got top comment in the pro wrestling article from today!

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Re: How many top comments have you racked up?

Postby cmsellers » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:22 am

I got a few temporarily many years ago, but they were always displaced by ScaryMike's comments.

(Back then, every day around the same time, if ScaryMike didn't have the top comment then all the top comments would get a bunch of downvotes, and ScaryMike's would rocket up several places, usually to the top. This was back when it was possible to multivote by opening multiple tabs, though I don't think it was the man himself who did it, but rather a fan desperately trying to persuade him to seek his next target elsewhere.)

The one that lasted longest was where I said the following (I don't remember what on)
CMSellers wrote:I like my women like I like my orbital death rays.
Awesome, and hopefully real ... someday.

I believe that that one lasted over two days as top comment, and wasn't abruptly replaced by a ScaryMike comment, but by someone who had posted much later than I had rising slowly through the ranks.
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