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Postby Rebo » Sun Apr 14, 2013 3:57 pm

Rebo Posted: Apr 9 2013, 05:47 PM


I don't comment that often, but I get 3-5 minutes at a time at work to browse things, and that's when I read you guys. A lot of you often have me actually laughing out loud. One of my favorite exchanges is the one that takes place between Carping Harp, Harping Carp, Thunderous, Ashtherion and a couple others on this article about Guns. It's so rare that a comment string goes on that long and stays funny, so it stuck with me. Feel free to post your favorites.
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Re: Favorite Comments

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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Apr 14, 2013 3:59 pm

Ericthebearjew Posted: Apr 9 2013, 06:15 PM


I didn't really care for the comments in that article. They resurrected my hatred of primality
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby johnny!!!! » Sun Apr 14, 2013 3:59 pm

johnny!!!! Posted: Apr 9 2013, 06:19 PM


my favorite comment:

"[insert any comment johnny!!!! has ever made]"
-johnny!!!!

it was priceless you guys...it was from that one article, you know...any article EVER MADE IN HISTORY
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Apr 14, 2013 3:59 pm

Ericthebearjew Posted: Apr 9 2013, 07:38 PM


I don't want to sound too egotistical, but I rather enjoyed the Wyoming thread I started in the comments of the state motto photoplasty.
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby DamianaRaven » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:00 pm

DamianaRaven Posted: Apr 10 2013, 12:07 AM


My favorite comment was in response to Brockway's "5 Things You Learn From A Lifetime of Screwing Up." JT_728 wrote:

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Wong's "5 reasons why you should have known better than to do all those things"
Cheese's "6 ways to get your s**t together after taking advice from Brockway"
Bucholz's "So you decided to put your dick in crazy..."
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby Glassjaw Girl » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:00 pm

Glassjaw Girl Posted: Apr 11 2013, 08:37 AM


I can never forget how much I laughed at Torrential Pain's comments here. It's the fourth top-voted comment. All those rhymes or jingles just cracked me up, and Cerebusboy's contribution somehow made it even better.
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby Typical Michael » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:01 pm

Typical Michael Posted: Apr 11 2013, 08:43 AM


QUOTE (Glassjaw Girl @ Apr 11 2013, 11:37 AM)
I can never forget how much I laughed at Torrential Pain's comments here. It's the fourth top-voted comment. All those rhymes or jingles just cracked me up, and Cerebusboy's contribution somehow made it even better.


I am a sucker for rhyme. I dont know how I missed out on this one.
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby Glassjaw Girl » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:02 pm

Glassjaw Girl Posted: Apr 11 2013, 08:55 AM

Glad to be of help, Typi. I remember I made my sister read the whole article and then the comments section just so I could have someone to laugh with. Then somehow we ended up watching Malarchuk's spurting jugular vein over and over again. You got the top voted comment in that article. :-)
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby Typical Michael » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:02 pm

Typical Michael Posted: Apr 11 2013, 09:09 AM


QUOTE (Glassjaw Girl @ Apr 11 2013, 11:55 AM)
Glad to be of help, Typi. I remember I made my sister read the whole article and then the comments section just so I could have someone to laugh with. Then somehow we ended up watching Malarchuk's spurting jugular vein over and over again. You got the top voted comment in that article. :-)


Nice GG, my brother and I really started connecting over cracked articles too, especially Jacopo.

I didnt even remember that one. I try not to laugh at my own comments, but sometimes its difficult.

("And, he's so humble!)
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby (version15) » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:03 pm

Well, I was pretty proud of the ONE time I got top comment on a Felix Clay article. Sigh...genitals...*dreamy look*
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby Roflface » Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:14 pm

One of my favorite comments was on the article "6 Terrifying User Agreements You've Probably Accepted" by Erik Germ. Regnad Kcin posted:

"This is why I always blindly accept any and all end-user agreements. My soul is sold to every mega-corporation out there, thus it keeps me safe from harm. One day, I will use my xbox--hooked up to my HD tv--to download a pirated song which I will sync to my iPod. Score of lawyers from Sony, Microsoft and Apple will simultaneously converge on my account, crash into eachother, and spend the next 75 years filing legal documents at each other over who gets to kill me first."

I'm search everyday out of the car window for this guy, so that I may thank him for his hilarity.
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby asdspn » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:23 am

This exchange from the "Rules for Not Screwing Up a Die Hard Sequel" is one of the best things that has ever happened. I have a thing for running gags.

reallifegirl

I actually liked that they added time travel into the latest Die Hard sequel. Joseph Gordon-Levitt was a pretty good young John McClane, and the telekinesis stuff was neat.

Not sure why they made it take place in Kansas, though. Or, you know, left the words 'Die Hard' out of the title.
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CorruptUser

I liked the sequel with McClane's great-great-great-great-grandson who has to save the galaxy with Milo Jovovich.

There was another sequel that takes place at the same time as Die Hard, about McClane's psychiatrist brother who has to hunt ghosts or something.

MarquisDMoines

I liked that weird prequel they did where his (I assume) Dad, Hartigan McClane fueded with some weird yellow child molester. Pretty sure it was suppose to be a prequel because they shot it in black and white. (what the hell was up with the subplot with Clive Owen?)

chukles

yeah but what about the one where john mclane has a robot body

RBoaventura

Dmoines, the subplot with Clive Owen was another prequel, but to "Shoot'n Up".

Am I the only one here that liked the "Die Hard" followups where Mclane finally gets some recognition after saving america from terrorists four times, is placed on CIA under the nickname of "Church" and has to send teams of overly hammy mercenaries on a suicide mission?

QuincyMorris

How about the sequel where he ends up in a bizarre land of Mushrooms and Fire Flowers, and has to save a Princess from a fire breathing turtle by jumping a lot?

Australia

The title 'Die Hard With A Paradox' changed its name to 'Looper' when the scene where McClane throws a bullet at the bad guy and said 'yippee-ki-yay, Gordon Levitate' was deleted. You can't attach the name Die Hard without his signature line, so it remains a non-canon Die Hard. Hope that eases any confusion.

WillemDafoe69

I think we're all forgetting the best die hard, where he kills two perverts with a katana. Only problem was they didn't give him enough screen time.

CorruptUser

There was one Die Hard prequel where his parents abandoned him on Christmas, and he had to turn his house into a Saw movie to stop two robbers. It happened twice, actually. No yippie ki yay, since he hasn't learned to swear yet.

TLhikan

The worst Die Hard, though, was the one where he went into space with Ben Affleck.

CastielSmith

What was terrible after his Die Hard days were over and he just wanted to settle down, his enemies couldn't handle it. They had to come after him and his friends AND KILL MORGAN FREEMAN! You don't kill God!

LaughingTarget

No, the worst Die Hard was the one that Disney got a hold of. The one where he meets his 8 year old self and wonders why his life turned out so badly. Disney removed all of the violence scenes where John McClain taught his child self how to kick ass, dramatically shifting it from a ball busting action film into a sappy drama.

Doodlesnickers

John McClane was at his most John McClane when he was fighting alongside a football player and getting so drunk that he fucked squirrels to death.

ChunAsperEndao

I don't think Hartigan McClane was John's father. A couple of earlier prequels firmly established that John McClane's parents were Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.

SelectiveSanity

Apparently the government did take notice of his badass terrorist killing prowess.

In between Die Hard movies, the gave him the cover ID Joseph Colton so he could he help form the Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity.

toky_world

I hated prequel where Mclane and other girl are Private Investigators and they fall in love and start f*****g

SelectiveSanity

@toky I don't remember that movie, though is does remind me of the one where he's a river boat cop who's partnered with a horse and they fuck. Truly disturbing.

FluffNStuff

Those are all still better then Die Hard in Canada with Chandler Bing.

ZachMoore

I was really confused in the Die Hard where he helps the little boy who can see ghosts, then it turns out he's a ghost. I thought that was the last one but they just kept making more Die Hards. They never even brought it up again.

lol-catastrophe

I liked that Die Hard prequel where John McClane's Uncle was the Chief of Police on a small New England island and is looking for two runaway kids. The dude from Ghostbusters was in it too which was an interesting idea for a crossover. Anyways, John McClane's uncle ends up adopting the kid. It was directed by Wes Anderson which is a bold choice for a Die Hard Movie.

PuffStepDaddy

Obviously the first Die Hard is the best. But what I wanna talk about is the "Die Hard" soundtracks made by John McClane like "The Return of Bruno", which I think is about his first gun he ever had returning back to him.

gimp666

My favorite prequel featured a young 11 yr old McClane moonlighting as an undercover agent for a top secret government organization. It sticks to the Die Hard formula, at least in one aspect. Young McClane was paired with a witty wise cracking black partner. Ah good times.

wcellich

The BEST Die Hard was the one with Christopher Walken as a crazy guy.

No, the OTHER one. The one with gangsters.

NO THE OTHER ONE.

The one where McClane has these guns, and is drinking a lot, and shoots the living f**k out of every bad guy around...

Oh, f*****g forget it...

KvotheUnkvothe

I'm not so sure, reallifegirl. The time travel Die Hard angle has already been done once before, and in that one we got to see Brad Pitt doing monkey business.

Edgar Cabrera

I personally liked the prequel directed by Blake Edwards in which John McClane's grandfather was an Western actor (named Tom Mix for some reason) who has to team up with Wyatt Earp (who strangely looked like Jim Rockford) to solve a murder in Hollywood in 1929,especially how the murderer turned to be Tolian Soran (or was Alex DeLarge? I don't remember it well).

Oh, and also there's that unnoficial Die Hard sequel in which they made emphasis in that McClane was a Boy Scout and had to team up with Mayor Payne to stop CD Parker from Walker, Texas Ranger.

Jarejander

What about that sequel five years after Die Hard: With a vengeance when McClane gets fired to work as a security guard and Samuel L. Jackson ends up in a wheel chair and Maurice's from the It Crowd hairstyle?

isaias.ri

Yeah I loved the one with a crossover with a clone from the Resident Evil series.
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby w00 » Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:30 am

Okay, you guys asked for it.

I'm gonna win this thread with my collection from past witty comments that caught my eye on Cracked.com.

So, sparing no effort to shamelessly bask in the glory of others' creativity, I shall post a few comments with stolen content, attributed where possible:

Thunderous

10/23/12 05:55 AM +7

We don't wrestle, that's gauche. We engage in the tradition forms of Cracked dueling: Gentleman rap battles or beating one another with their own kind.

BandCampFlute

10/23/12 06:03 AM +11

Oh I can gentlemen rap:

Acquire currency.
Fornicate with women of questionable morality.

Thunderous

10/23/12 07:18 AM+13

I’m afraid, good sir, that your rap is ineffective,
It’s really quite terrible, if we’re being objective.
Come on, old bean, give it another go,
The people have come in hopes of a show!

I must warn you, though; I will defend this badge to the last,
And soon your flag will be flying at half -mast.
Really, I can’t blame you for failing in your mission,
I've slain more men than geriatric conditions!

Come on now, Flutey, have you no response?
I guess I've finished you, at least for the nonce.

Thunderous

10/23/12 07:21 AM +13

It seems the comment system has destroyed my rhyming structure,
I guess I'll have to settle for calling you a motherfucker.

BandCampFlute

10/23/12 07:43 AM +9

Well hold on there good chap,
The fight’s just begun.
Before the day’s out you’ll see that I’ve won.
Answering honestly your rhymes are such crap.

You strut around these comments, your neckbeard a flutter,
You claim you’re the man though you’re nothing but mean.
You’re less of a man than wonderwomanjean.
Dropping these phat rhymes, you can only just stutter.

Your badge shall be mine you miserable knave.
I won’t hold back, I’ll steal and I’ll plunder,
Hey just last night your mom gave me a down under.
Enter a rap battle with me, well you’ve dug your own grave.

BandCampFlute

10/23/12 07:46 AM +8

Forsooth, check my ABBA rhyme scheme to his simple minded AABB. I mean this is a gentlemen's
rap and he chooses the form of the commoners!

Verily, m**********r

Thunderous

10/23/12 08:03 AM +4

Well now, that’s good, there’s life in you yet,
And what’s more you seem to have some skill at rapping.
Now the gloves are off, your bones are snapping,
Come on, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to make a bet!

You see, Flute, you crossed a line when talking about my mother,
I wasn't going to bring up your family into this,
But you started it, and I have targets I can’t miss,
I’ll watch you fall in your mother’s fat and smother.

You think to insult my manhood, but you haven’t got a chance,
I can see the jealousy in your eyes when I lay it on the table,
Just last night your sister swore my skin was sable,
And, well, let’s just say I pierced her visor with my lance.

I suggest you quit now, it’s clear I will win,
And really, trying to fight your betters? I’m sure that’s a sin.

BandCampFlute

10/23/12 08:36 AM +7

Oh we’ve barely begun, I’m taking you down.
After this round, I’m sure you won’t go again,
You’ll be licking your wounds with old Dr. Logan.
All shattered and torn, while I take your crown.

I’ll agree to be civil, so family is out.
I’ll focus on you, how you to try to be witty,
Hate break it to you Thunder, but those thumbs are from pity.
You’re comments fall limp, like floundering trout.

On the topic of my Johnson,
Ask the ladies, it’s sure not lacking.
At its mere sight, their lips are a smacking.
I’ve even impressed the good Ron Swanson.

I’m sure I will win, so let the Commenters Vote,
Especially since I know, about Ash and that goat...

Thunderous

10/23/12 09:28 AM +4

Well now you've stepped up, but I really must frown,
Because, really, my man, you want to talk about witty?
You stole your name from a movie, now that’s pretty shitty.
If that’s the best you got, good luck getting my crown.

I see your pleas to the commenters, but they fall on deaf ears,
I’ve got Darkstrolm, and Booboobs, and Michael too,
Not to mention my main man, Buttress Q.
And another special friend, one who feasts on your fears.

That’s right, you poor sod, it’s time to call Mike;
This is what happens when a boy tries to be H.A.M.
When you know, and I know, you’re nothing but Spam.
This is a last warning, just take a hike.

You've called for a vote, but this isn't played out,
Give up now, son, or for mercy you’ll shout.


BandCampFlute

10/23/12 10:27 AM +7

As we enter Round 3, you’re running quite dry.
You may diss my name but you haven’t got a clue,
Why you stole yours from the sound of the boos
When you’re jokes fall flat and you can only but cry.

Why call out your posse?
Can you not win without their support?
As you retreat to the hills from this pointed retort.
Name dropping is dumb, get back to Degrassi.

You’re calling me Spam but you’re the real swine.
Bacon for up votes while I drop some puns. Indeed.
You want to win, fine I’ll concede.
This battle’s beneath me, all you do is whine.

Step down now son, get out of my house.
Cause you just got schooled by a flute playing mouse.


BandCampFlute

10/23/12 10:42 AM +7

I call for a truce, let’s end this with peace.
I’m supposed to be at work, oh well, sheesh...
No one is listening, I fear they’ve grown bored.
We shouldn’t press on just to be so ignored.

You rhyme like a pro, on par with the Bard,
How about a free beer, on down in my yard?
I say we team up, we’ll be quite a force.
We’ll rule the land, on top of a horse.

You keep your badge, and I’ll just sit pretty.
You’ve earned it my son, for you are quite witty.
This battle’s been epic but maybe let’s end,
I lay down my sword, what say you new friend?


Thunderous

10/23/12 12:16 PM +5

Well, BandCampFlute, you're a better man than I,
I have this week off and was looking for a fight,
But with the beauty of your rhymes (man what a sight)
You’ve turned foe into friend, I must admit with a sigh.

You’re right when you noticed we've been tuned out,
It seems we lack the votes to draw more attention,
So our duel is lacking its proper tension.
I hang up my gloves and declare the end to this bout.

I think your offer to drink is really quite grand,
I don’t have any beer, but I can bring some whiskey,
(And even some tequila if you wanna get frisky)
So let us celebrate our truce ‘til we can no longer stand!


BandCampFlute

10/23/12 12:35 PM +5

Looks like our battle of wits has brought about change! Everyone
has badges.

Hey wait a minute Cracked pulled a Dr. Seuss on us! This is the plot
of The Sneetches! Those devious batards. Oh well, pass me that
tequila you were talking about.




*Slow clap*
*murmering among the crowd*
*thunderous applause erupts*
*standing ovation*

So, is this one person in two guises, or two individuals going at it? I'm awe struck either way.
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Re: Favorite Comments

Postby w00 » Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:37 am

http://www.cracked.com/article_20209_th ... ry_p2.html

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Į̨̡̢̧̧̧̧̢̧̢̨̝͕̺̺͚̖̞͓̱̥͚̘̬̦̪̖͖̳̺̺̺̥̮̜̪͓͚͚̲̣͉̤̯̻̼̤̯͇̯̼̹̯͉͇̘̼͇̪͕͔͈̠̯̝̼͍̦̮̬͕̤̫͖͈͎͜͜͜ͅͅţ̡̡̨̨̢̢̘͍͈͉̹͓͙̲̰͖̜̬͉̪͇̤͎̹̪̪̠͖̻̳̭̳̭̠̩̪̤͖̜̫͈̬̞͙̗̖̪̙̙̱̙̺̹̼̟͕͖̭͖̖̫̼̗̘͔̻͉̖̰̟̟̬̘̹̜͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅ'̡̧̧̡̨̧̨̨͚̼̤̱̥̮̮͈͓̜̙͖̭͕̰̻͎̠̲̤̰̼̮͚̭̙̥̦̲̯̥͈̗̪͕͎̤̬̤̜͓̣̝̜̦̪̘̘̦̟͇̳͉̪̩̜̗͔̮̭̼͚͙͉̭͔͉̪͇͍͖͍̯͍͓̮̩̱̹̘̼̭̤̬̗͎̙̪͙̩͜ͅs̨̧̢̨̧̡̧̨̭̖̟͉͓̘̩̫̥̮̺̣̗̘͔͍̣̫͇͎̖̳̰̝͍͓̥̣̖̺̼̞̦̝̙̜̗͈̻̝͉͖̙̘̪̩͔̲̘͇͕̬̖̮̬̝̠̫͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅ ̨̢̨̢̢̡̨̧̨͓̲̠͎̦̦̪̜͚͙̱͖̖͉̻̟̰̲̰͍̺͙̦͓͇̗̺͕̼̻̫̥̻̘̞͚̙̳͙̲̟̤̩͍̟͈̩̟͓̙̣̳̯̳̖̪͙̗̝̟͙͓̼̬͓̙̱͕̖͔̙̜̲̼͉̮͇̪͙̙͔̯̖͜ͅa̢̧̢̡̧̢̧̡̨̢̨̻̹̙̲̙̣͕̱̘̮̝̯̹͔̩͓͍͚̭̗̟͙͖̫̪̟̮͎̯͇̟̰̙̣̩̞̱͔̖͎̪̣̻̝̣̯̮͇̪̝̜͇̫̬̻͔̰͖̱͇̭̻̠͓̠͈̬͙̙̬̳̺͚͚͍̭̞̯̬͚̮̞͔̯͜͜ͅ ̢̡̢̨̢͔̭̲̠̣͇̟̫̳̣͉̤̹̗͉̩̤̼̱̘̯̩̺͓̩̘̜̼̜̲̫͉̯̳͕̳̙̩̗̱̺͓̳̘̳̖̼͍̟͕̥̖̼̥̮̜̥͈̲̹͔͎ͅͅg̨̡̢̧̠͔̰̞̟͚̖͉̦͈͎̭̭͙̮̣̬̗͕̪̩̪̪̞̩̭̪̩̩̗̜͖͉͖͙̦̬͈͎̮̣͎͚͔͓̣̻͇̣͎̭̺̪̞̝̭̦͇̼͚̗̦̮̙͓͈͇̰̪͉̞̠͓͚̭̯̩͚̠͉̥̳͈ͅļ̨̢̧̧̢̢̧̫͎͍̯͔̻̰̦͓̞̬͉̪̘̬̲̯͕͈̬̪̘̙͎͈̺̥̯̙̙͍̱͓̬̬̼͈̪̦̻͎̹̼̺̙̻͚̗͕̱̙̲̥̯̝͚͚̜̤͖͕̳͉̦͙̗̹̯̦͖̤̻̖̦̯̦̤͎̼̠̰͙̺̦̻͖̣̭͔͜ͅͅi̢̢̨̧̡̨̧͙̼̜͍̰̳̩̯̠̯̣̟̣̤̱̱̱̝̭̣̠̳͍͈̞̣͙̣̥̳͔̻̬͖͚̗̹̳͇̣̞̦̳̤͎̞̩̰̣̱̘͍̺̜͕̦̹̗̜͙̗̳͕͚̤̞̻͕̭͕͙͓͖̻͇̫͜͜ͅͅt̢̨̡̡͉̦̼̪̗̝̼̗̟̺̳͓̦̹̤̬̲̜̺͕̬̬͕̭̮͖̬͖͈͉͕̳̗̱̯͍̮͙̼̞̠̠͙̲̙͈͈̼͔̘̱̹̟̖͙͖̳͎͈̝͚̘̩̙̰͜ͅc̨̧̨̢̧̡̦͍̪͙͎̼̹̯̟̥̮̙̺̝̞͖̲̞̖̪͖̳̪͎̲̲̩̤͇̠͚͔̞̰͚̻̹͕̯̠̪͕̹̦̙̲̦̤͕͎̹̗͉̝̦̜͚̯̝̰͈͚̯̲͉̦̳͕̠͍͕̱̬̮̣̮̻̝̭̫̦̩͜͜͜ͅͅͅh̢̨̡̢̧̨̨̡̢͇̖̝̮̳̼̱̣̲̝̟̯̰̬͉̰͕̰̜͉̲̻͎̗̳̭̮͍̰̥̩̦̣͖̺̩͈̰͍̟̣̼̰̠̫̥̼̮̖̳̟̹̮͇̗̙̖̜̣̟͎̯̯̤͙͓̜͜͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅͅ ̧̨̡̧̧̡̧̧͇̺̜̣͚͕͙̪͇̠̠̻̫͇̲̗̞̳̳̭̰̤͔̞͓͇̪̮͚̻͚̯̥̬̜̲̬̰̰̼̱̖̪̩͎̣͍̻̼͎͍̪̖̫̪̫̫̠̖̪̹͕̩̜̫͉͜͜͜ͅi̢̢̢̢̡͍̯̮̦̮͇̻͔̘̳̺̩͉̪̯͚͍̣̹̪̲̻̬̖̫̼̯͈͖͕͎͚̘͚͉̺̤̰̝̭̝̳̬̬͈̬̪̖̘̭̰̳͙̪̮̝̩̺̩̤̯̺͜͜ͅṉ̢̧̧̢̢̧̡̢̨̟̼̠͍͕̺̲͉̼͍̪͕͕̰̺̮̮̙̝̳͍͓̹͈̮͎̺̟̘͍̮͓̜̝̦̣̮̯͍͓̮͈̹̬̜͚͎̺̤͎̯̫̞̗͎͓̦̺̗̪̼͈̖̯̞͉̬̗͜͜͜ͅͅͅ ̢̨̨̡̡̡̻͎̠̮̞̥͔̰͕̥͕̥͍͕̟̯̼͕̗̹̣̻͇͖̝̼͈̲͈̺̟͍͙̫͔͇̜̳̖̱͔̳̻̠̠̤̫̹̪̼̝͉̦̼̭̙̲͚̝̤̗̯̥̬̲̣̫̳̻͔̹͖͚͉͔̝̼͉̻͖̱̹̗͜͜͜ţ̨̧̨̢̢̨̰̮͍̥̝̥̺̝̤̭̰͎͈̣̗̠̝͎̭̣͎̰̗̤̭̼͍̰͖̬̜͔̮̲̦̖̩̺̪͓̪̥̝͔͉͇̤͔̬̫̱̞͚͓̳̮̰͖͎̻͙̥̹͙̩̼̤̜̮̘͙͍̤͜͜͜ͅͅḩ̢̨̨̡̢̧̡̧̬̗̜̳̠̫̬͎̯̯͖̲̪̙̖̺̜̙͎͇͙͖͖̱̖̺̯͈̮̳͙̣̺̭̩͙̰̻̪͓̮̱̩͎̫̦̭͈̹̺̰͕̟̟̰͖͎̹̲̳̞͙̮̳̺̗̱̮̣̩ͅͅę̧̢̧̢̢̢̨̤͇͍̙̲̺̜̼̳͔̟̼͔̳̠̜̟̼̪̳͇̫̳̼̞̻̤̻̳̪̤̤̪͕̻̼̰̳̩̬̱̟͙̩̭͉̯̞̳̬͖̠̮̠̬̱͕̠͖̲̬̙̯̜̙̻̲̮̬͙͚̞̤̭̠͕̼͜͜ͅͅ ̡̨̨͓̱̫͓͉̪̭̝̫̺͈̩͙̫̮̲̼͎̖̖̟͉̲̪̲͎̝͍͈̲̮̥̖͍͚͕͈̦̪̯̱̺̹̬̹̮̜̰͉̪͈͎͕̟͔̘̬̰̗̞̩͙̣̭̝͈̘̟̬̫̲̬̰͜ͅͅm̢̧̧̨̨̡̨̢̘̟̬͔̳̗̘͔͕̗̟̯̙͚̥͍̼͔̻͖̯̤̝̖̩̳̘͍̭̝̯̝͉̞͚̱̠̖̘̙̭̞̜̙̬̦̥̹͖̪̦̦̺̜̮̤̱͙̘̻̫̼̦͖̘̼̭͓̼͇͚̥̮̜ͅͅͅͅͅa̧̧̡̧̧̡̢̧̢̨̧̪̪̫͖̺̮͇͖̠̝̱̞̯̬̹̭̱̝͚̳̫͈̣̝̘̝͓̠̼̪̣͕̬̥̗̤̳͎̣̮̰̲̩̹̥͔̪̙͈̱̙̦̪̥̦̗̟̼̗͓͙̟̲̣̥̻͙̫͜͜͜ͅt̨̡̡̧̨̢͈̬̫̜̟̜̯͕͉̖̺̼͈͙̙̩͕̱͓̻̠̤̠̩̹͍͈̖̠̱̹̝̺͇̘̰͖͙̤̳̟̙͙͚͕̞̦̦̩̰͕̺̲̥̲̣̠͙͓̘͈͖̼̤̮ͅͅr̨̨̢̡̨̢̨̢̡̡̮̞̪͈̝̲͓̯̙̻̤͔̫̻̦̭͍̻͇̞̮̦͖͕̥̩̺̟̝͙̗͎̜̥͙̻̭̬̞̬̯͉͉̣̟͈̮̯͖͙̮̬͕̤̭͉̺̫͔̙̭̺̦̝̼̯͓͎̯̪͇͉͓͉͓̼̺͜ͅi̡̨̨̧̡͖̦̹̺͔̤͔̘͚̟̦͉̱͚͎̹̪͔̣̭̫̮̖͎̝̘̠͇̦̫̩̰̫̜̰͇͇̻̬̞̖̤̠̝̹͇̠̱͚̥͉̟̻͓͜͜͜͜͜ͅx̡̡̢̨̧̞̰̲͍̩͓̟̝̞̱̳̬̙͎̟̭͔̻̥͈̰̣̭̹̭̖͇̯͇̭̼̝̗̥̞̞͕̪̖̠͙̟̭̻̙̤̝̲̣̩͓̥̗̝̩̪̩̺̼̲͈̬͕̪͉̻̜̟̭̻̦̺̟̯̥̘͜ͅ,̣̮̯̙̼͔̱̥̦͖̠̬͚̤̰̖͈̹̭̗͈͍̯̱͉̩̦̫̭̻̯̦̩͍̘̝̩͓̭̱͕͉͚̤̝̮̬̗̘͓̖̯̰̳̫͉̘̝̮̰̤̲̟̺̗̲̪̩̭̣͜ͅ ̨̧̧̣̩̟̖͉̭̦͕̫̖̪͇̹̞͓͈̗̱͕̠̱̥̩̼̜̩̞͉̺͔̦̻̯̬͕̮̠̦͉̙̤̫͖̞̳̪̱̥̳͔͔̦̗̪̠̪̣͇̰̯̥͓̗͚̰͖̬͙͈̤̬̭͜͜ͅͅy̢̧̢̡̡̡̭͈͎͙̮̤̯̦̳̺̭̻̟͖̘̝̣̱̟̣̠͚̹͚͔͍̹̬͓͙͎̤̞̳͈͙̹͔̪̩̬̫̖͎͇̭͓̼͚͔͎̠͖̺̟̩͎̖̯̰̤̖͈̗̰͔͍ͅǫ̡̨̧̢̨̡̧̡̺͔̳̞̞͈͍̱͍͙̭̣̦͎̮̪͇͎̹͙̗̫̲̫̪̜̙̭̗͖̟͙̳̹̗̟͈̘̲̻͔̠̩͎̪̯̩͎̪͍͖̰̜̪͙̝̺̰̼̩̺͚̘͓͚͍͕̞̤̹̥͔̦̗̭̭̼̻͍






NOTE (w00): This one ^ says, "It's a glitch in the Matrix, yo" with the matrix-like
cascading characters flowing below each letter. The letters appear normally-spaced
but I can't recreate with cut & paste.

How did he DO that?!?



And why did it suddenly look okay when I pasted it HERE? BBCode - what's going on?

Malfeasenator? How'djoo do that?


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PS: My Linux screen saver is the Matrix's raining green text characters. Sometimes I just sit and stare at it, mesmerized.
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Last edited by w00 on Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:22 am, edited 2 times in total.
Reason: Added screen shot, removed duplicated lines.
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