I'm pretty sure Gladstone is also married with kids; he certainly was while he wrote for Cracked because he wrote about it. I understand completely that if you don't ask, you don't get, but if you have a wife, you shouldn't ever be asking even if they're offering. That's just basic marital fidelity. That's what not cheating
is.
I also thought Gladstone had just withdrawn from Internet fame completely; he certainly never worked with Cracked again after leaving them five years ago. I would speculate that maybe he was booted out because Cracked didn't want to be associated with him if he was really awful, but that certainly isn't how they've handled any of the other cases. Speaking of which, is there a list anywhere of all the Cracked writers who have turned out to be absolute scumbags? John Cheese and JF Sargent were the famous cases, plus Gladstone now, and former regular writer David Dietle was not on the same level of fame, but far beyond in terms of criminal hideousness from what I've heard (GDPR won't let me read the American news websites that report on it, but he was some kind of child molester). Actually,
it says here that Jacopo Della Quercia has been accused of things too. That's news to me, so perhaps that article works as a list of everyone who has skeletons (except Gladstone).