Krashlia's Bucket List? Or final solution? (HW)

Krashlia's Bucket List? Or final solution? (HW)

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:54 pm

Fellow TCSers I came across something strange yesterday. There was what I thought was a piece of broken plastic in my mailbox but when I picked it up it was a micro SD card. There's only one .txt file on it and the file name is WHATneeds2Bdone. I immediately recognized the writing style as Krashlia's since it was well, just weird and he put Krashlia in a large font at the top to make it clear. Someone wanted to alert the world to Krashlia's true intentions and apparently figured tipping off his hate week pardner would help. So here is the unedited file copied and pasted here for all to read. Draw your own conclusions.

KRASHLIA

What needs to be done to save the World:

Kill Whitey
Increase "hot car" infant deaths
Destroy the world seed bank
Block Niantic from adding tracking feature to Pokemon Go
Find another 80's cartoon for Michael Bay to adapt into a film series
Eliminate Michael Jackson, Prince, and Stevie Wonder
Overthrow TCS, install himself as ruler and re-name site "Krashlia's Kamp for Kids"
Get rid of social stigma surrounding NAMBLA
A lot of awful alliteration
Force all video games to have an online connection in order to play offline
Kill Whitey
Burn books that don't align with the One True Vision of Prosperity
Install a quick charger for electric cars at home
Drink the blood of suckers crazy enough to think I'd let them charge their fancy cars for free while they sit around
Reboot the DC Universe (note: must be done every 18 months)
See about shared usage of KKK.org or .com domain name when the time for TCS rebranding arrives
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