Ladies, Gentlemen, Other Creatures of the Web
I present to you something truly horrible. Something that can only be seen as ungodly and a perversion of His works. I present to you...
Brown Recluse.
His current profile picture shows his horrible evolution from 8 legged insect eater to blasphemous obscenity:
You can see here the creature is attempting to communicate with us. He's asking us to "make it stahp." Make what stop, you the gentle and civilized audience ask? Why, his existence of course.
He's been subtly goading us, showing us horrors from what must be his home dimension for surely a creature such as himself could not have been created by a loving God.
He is trying to use mind control to invoke members of this wonderful crowd to kill others. He's even tried to turn a cat into becoming a terrorist.
Here we can see his true concern leaking out. The creature claims to be "worried" about anti-biotic resistant bacteria, but not for the reason you or I would be-NO-this creature is worried about all strong earth microbes. Scared they'll eat thru his disguise and kill him.
He's tried to bring about horrid spider bird hybrids unto this world, but I saw thru his nefarious plan. He tried to incite riots by induce primal fear into our members, but we thwarted him with his natural weakness (fire). He hinted again at his true nature and hell dimension, but we laughed in our ignorance.
No, my friends, BROWNRECLUSE is an abomination. We cannot lie to ourselves anymore. I've found the ritual to send him back to his hell dimension and have completed the frame work. I, uh, just need-well my good and gentle persons, I just need a volunteer to finish the ritual. *cough* I need your blood and not all of it so there's a good chance you'll live.
So, brothers and sisters, WHO IS WITH ME!? WHO IS READY TO STAND AGAINST THE DARKNESS?!