THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby JamishT » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:24 am

This is the thread where you can hate on people, even if you didn't sign up for Hate Week. If you did sign up for Hate Week, you can still hate on randos here! Think of this as an open mic in the middle of the Hate Arena where spectators have the chance to hurl some hatred among all the hate battles already happening.

I would refrain from hating on people who are not participating in Hate Week already and have not posted in this thread. Some people just don't want to be involved and that is A-OK! Now, let's do this!

cmsellers
THIS GUY! This guy starts more threads than an amateur bolt maker! He starts so many threads, I'm pretty sure he's a spider trying to make this site his web on the Web, because spiders don't know how to use the Internet. SPEAKING OF SPIDERS:

BROWNRECLUSE
WOOOOW, such a scary persona this guy has! He pretends to be something that has to sneak up on you to bit you, because if you see a brown recluse you're probably gonna smash it with a cheap flip flop before it has the chance to do anything to you. That's how I live anyway! Also, did you know that BROWNRECLUSE believes that the earth is a triangle? How silly is that? SPEAKING OF SILLY!

Revolving Royal
Why is the royal revolving? Is it a lazy Queen Susan? Is it a royal person on a rotating pedestal like a rotisserie? So silly!


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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:36 am

JamishT wrote:cmsellers
THIS GUY! This guy starts more threads than an amateur bolt maker! He starts so many threads, I'm pretty sure he's a spider trying to make this site his web on the Web, because spiders don't know how to use the Internet.


That guy is useless, I am completely right in refusing to up-vote that guy. He is like one of those birds, one of those useless birds that can't fly and don't have any thumbs. Every day I wake up and realise that he is still out there, alive. One of my greatest fears for TCS is if one day I accidentally misclick and up-vote him, that fear makes me so nervous that I don't up-vote people much at all, in case it suddenly scrolls to whatever crap he posted and gives him the thumb instead.

Or maybe I should up-vote him... Perhaps the shock might give him a heart attack.

I'd like that.
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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby Australia » Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:16 pm

Jamish, let me put this as nicely as I possibly can... What kind of a doped up hick raised in buttfuck nowhere with no concept of calendars, numbers or time in general starts a week on a Friday?
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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:25 pm

Australia wrote:Jamish, let me put this as nicely as I possibly can... What kind of a doped up hick raised in buttfuck nowhere with no concept of calendars, numbers or time in general starts a week on a Friday?


Just because the Amish reject technology, that doesn't give them the right to change the order of our weeks.

And because they churn butter to use as personal lubricant does not make them exempt from our scorn.

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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:41 pm

That motherfucker jayman419 invited me here from cracked and promptly up and became another victim disappeared. Now I've got abandonment issues.

Also the name Tesseracts bothers me. There's no indication of just how many there are. Not being able to quantify the amount gives me frequent aneurysms.
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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby Krashlia » Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:48 pm

iMURDAu wrote:That motherfucker jayman419 invited me here from cracked and promptly up and became another victim disappeared. Now I've got abandonment issues.

Also the name Tesseracts bothers me. There's no indication of just how many there are. Not being able to quantify the amount gives me frequent aneurysms.


Ha-ha! Looks like someone here never read "A Wrinkle in Time"!



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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby reallifegirl » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:46 pm

DoglovingJim wrote:
JamishT wrote:cmsellers
THIS GUY! This guy starts more threads than an amateur bolt maker! He starts so many threads, I'm pretty sure he's a spider trying to make this site his web on the Web, because spiders don't know how to use the Internet.


That guy is useless, I am completely right in refusing to up-vote that guy. He is like one of those birds, one of those useless birds that can't fly and don't have any thumbs..


And worse, not even a real bird, like an eagle, or hawk, or an emperor penguin. Instead, sellers is a tiny little neon green sprout of a thing eternally holding a small twig. A tiny twig that is too small to build a nest, and that the bird has probably mistaken for food because it is a silly, dumb bird.

What I'm saying is seller's icon is stupid.
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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby Irishjava » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:48 pm

Ah, so my Hate Week partner this year appears to be... Bromo?

*Opens dossier with "Kevin_Durant" scribbled out and "Bromo" written in crayon next to it*

Breakdown: 18 year old male. Enjoys anime and Pokemon. Has previously descibed himself as "klutzy, socially awkward, homosexual adolescent geek with Autism Spectrum Disorder whose hobbies mostly consist of playing video games, chatting on internet forums, watching YouTube video, anime, and porn, reading manga scanlations, etc."

*Closes dossier, throws it in the pile with the rest of yours*
*Breathes deeply, pinches bridge of nose with thumb and forefinger*


What am I supposed to do about this? This is like matching a great white shark against a bag of crippled baby seals. I mean, yeah, the shark can totally tear the bag apart, but wouldn't it feel bad about itself after eating all that delicious baby meat? The answer, of course, is NO. Sharks are awesome and remorseless, and so must I be.

Damn you for doing this to me, Bromo. Damn your affable, uncontrovers...

Bromo wrote:I hate firework shows. They're too noisy and boring. I also worry that the fireworks will cause a fire like the ones in that recent Cracked article. Honestly, I don't understand humanity's fascination with flashy sparks and explosions. I've seen plenty of fireworks in my lifetime; they all look the same to me.


You freedom-hating monster. Every year at our 4th of July party, I intently stare at the crowd during the grand finale. If anyone looks away, yawns, or comforts their crying child I immediately report them to Homeland Security as a deep cover Russian spy... unrelated question, to best service your Hate Week needs, I need you to participate in a quick survey. Without thinking about it, which of the following food items is most appealing?

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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby Paradox » Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:10 pm

My fucking useless hate week partner barely ever posts. He's a fucking mod, even. TCS sure has low standards.
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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby Krashlia » Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:19 pm

Toy wrote:My fucking useless hate week partner barely ever posts. He's a fucking mod, even. TCS sure has low standards.


This is clearly TCS's diabolical joke on you.

But Do it anyway, Toy. It'll be easy, fun even. Look at it this way: You have an easy and non-resistant target who cannot refuse your vile accusations of infidelity and fornication, maybe having a child out of wedlock. Just let the hate flow through you and by golly it'll all be worth it, and you'll totally not feel like immoral garbage!
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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby Bromo » Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:19 pm

Irishjava wrote:Ah, so my Hate Week partner this year appears to be... Bromo?

*Opens dossier with "Kevin_Durant" scribbled out and "Bromo" written in crayon next to it*

Breakdown: 18 year old male. Enjoys anime and Pokemon. Has previously descibed himself as "klutzy, socially awkward, homosexual adolescent geek with Autism Spectrum Disorder whose hobbies mostly consist of playing video games, chatting on internet forums, watching YouTube video, anime, and porn, reading manga scanlations, etc."

*Closes dossier, throws it in the pile with the rest of yours*
*Breathes deeply, pinches bridge of nose with thumb and forefinger*


What am I supposed to do about this? This is like matching a great white shark against a bag of crippled baby seals. I mean, yeah, the shark can totally tear the bag apart, but wouldn't it feel bad about itself after eating all that delicious baby meat? The answer, of course, is NO. Sharks are awesome and remorseless, and so must I be.

Damn you for doing this to me, Bromo. Damn your affable, uncontrovers...

Bromo wrote:I hate firework shows. They're too noisy and boring. I also worry that the fireworks will cause a fire like the ones in that recent Cracked article. Honestly, I don't understand humanity's fascination with flashy sparks and explosions. I've seen plenty of fireworks in my lifetime; they all look the same to me.


You freedom-hating monster. Every year at our 4th of July party, I intently stare at the crowd during the grand finale. If anyone looks away, yawns, or comforts their crying child I immediately report them to Homeland Security as a deep cover Russian spy... unrelated question, to best service your Hate Week needs, I need you to participate in a quick survey. Without thinking about it, which of the following food items is most appealing?

Spoiler: show
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Let me clarify something, Java. I hate firework SHOWS. I have nothing against fireworks themselves. In fact, they'll make great explosives for when I set your house on fire.

I prefer hot dogs over grapes, but only when there's ketchup or mustard on it and nothing else.

HATE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby Matt the Czar » Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:38 pm

Nathan Loiselle's account has nothing for me to attack on it!

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE, CRIMINAL!
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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby Paradox » Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:55 pm

Krashlia wrote:
Toy wrote:My fucking useless hate week partner barely ever posts. He's a fucking mod, even. TCS sure has low standards.


This is clearly TCS's diabolical joke on you.

But Do it anyway, Toy. It'll be easy, fun even. Look at it this way: You have an easy and non-resistant target who cannot refuse your vile accusations of infidelity and fornication, maybe having a child out of wedlock. Just let the hate flow through you and by golly it'll all be worth it, and you'll totally not feel like immoral garbage!

Implying he'll ever fornicate.

His face can dry up a million vaginas.
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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby Delta Jim » Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:40 pm

JamishT wrote:cmsellers
THIS GUY! This guy starts more threads than an amateur bolt maker! He starts so many threads, I'm pretty sure he's a spider trying to make this site his web on the Web, because spiders don't know how to use the Internet. SPEAKING OF SPIDERS:

BROWNRECLUSE
WOOOOW, such a scary persona this guy has! He pretends to be something that has to sneak up on you to bit you, because if you see a brown recluse you're probably gonna smash it with a cheap flip flop before it has the chance to do anything to you. That's how I live anyway! Also, did you know that BROWNRECLUSE believes that the earth is a triangle? How silly is that? SPEAKING OF SILLY!

Revolving Royal
Why is the royal revolving? Is it a lazy Queen Susan? Is it a royal person on a rotating pedestal like a rotisserie? So silly!


Jamish, those insults are weak as hell. I've seen badly spelled YouTube comments that had better insults.

Toy wrote:TCS sure has low standards.


We let you join, so that should have been apparent.

Bromo wrote:I prefer hot dogs over grapes, but only when there's ketchup or mustard on it and nothing else.


Those were beets, you communist bastard.

And your taste in hot dogs is terrible. THIS is a true hot dog:

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Notice the lack of ketchup? It's because that's a REAL hot dog, not those sickly dull pink things you people think are hot dogs.

Also, to preemptively respond to something I'm sure will happen eventually...

@ Sunglasses:

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* The best hot dog place in Chicago.
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Re: THE GENERAL HATE THREAD (HW)

Postby Krashlia » Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:26 pm

Delta Jim wrote:
Those were beets, you communist bastard.

And your taste in hot dogs is terrible. THIS is a true hot dog:

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Notice the lack of ketchup? It's because that's a REAL hot dog, not those sickly dull pink things you people think are hot dogs.

Also, to preemptively respond to something I'm sure will happen eventually...

@ Sunglasses:

Spoiler: show
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* The best hot dog place in Chicago.


Not if they were made in New York its not! Much like real anime can only come from Japan, A hotdog is a hotdog, if and only if it was made in New York!

Now remove that (arguably delicious looking) Chicago idolatry from our sight!
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