We all had our doubts from the start. If DjiboutiDan isn't from Djibouti, is his name even Dan? Is he even a he? What godless realm could this scoundrel have been extradited from to spread mild discomfort in ours? They could hail from the icy moon of Eris, or heaven forbid, Miami.
But the mendacity didn't end there. When he wasn't seeking help for his-- ahem, his "younger brother's" many odours, Danley could be found pretending to have a crippling disability and describing Thundercats as "not good". Is this the kind of charlatan we want to immigrate to the greatest forum on Earth?
It's plain as day what's going on here: Dan harvests human skin. It's only a matter of time before he's constructed a gregfrankenstein or a JamishT-like suit and pretended to be each and every one of us, joined fora claiming to be from our respective countries, and had sex with our girlfriends, somehow even those of us who don't fancy women. I propose we take immediate action and stop flights out of Africa warn citizens forum-wide.
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