I would humbly ask to address the forum. The information I have gathered my shock and disrupt the very foundation of this website, but alas the burden is mine to share.
On the second of May, in the holy year of this website's birth came a serpent sent to infiltrate and infect all members with wickedness. In those days the usurper could not achieve a perfect duplicate of a commentator such as you or I and so created a hollow, faceless avatar to carry out its nefarious purpose under our very noses. Taking advantage of the trusting nature of this sacred forum, this creature spread its tendrils into the hearts of all pure commenters to steal your joy, your laughter, your very soul.
No more shall the life's blood of this gentle forum be siphoned into this demon's waiting maw, no more!
I reveal to you the face of evil!
Hatin' makes feel good