I was writing a list of things that are better than Ericthebearjew. The list grew longer and longer. I ran out of paper and started writing on the walls. I ran out of walls and started writing in chalk on the sidewalk, and then on the streets. I was asked to stop. When I refused and tried to explain the importance of my task, I was charged with obstruction of the public way. As I sat in my cell waiting to make bail, I started to wonder if he is actually the worst. I made a poll of the only things I think might possibly be worse. Think carefully. It won't be an easy decision.
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