Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

What is worse than ETBJ?

Nothing
2
10%
EricTheBearGentile
5
25%
A Drunk Bear
2
10%
Viral Hemorrhagic Fever
7
35%
A Rabble of Rabid Raucous Raccoons
4
20%
 
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Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

Postby RainyDays » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:29 pm

I was writing a list of things that are better than Ericthebearjew. The list grew longer and longer. I ran out of paper and started writing on the walls. I ran out of walls and started writing in chalk on the sidewalk, and then on the streets. I was asked to stop. When I refused and tried to explain the importance of my task, I was charged with obstruction of the public way. As I sat in my cell waiting to make bail, I started to wonder if he is actually the worst. I made a poll of the only things I think might possibly be worse. Think carefully. It won't be an easy decision.

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Postby Andropov4 » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:42 pm

You forgot Ironskoblin. He's clearly much worse than any of these things.

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Re: Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

Postby Delta Jim » Mon Aug 03, 2015 8:04 pm

Cyborg cats are worse than all those things.

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Re: Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:48 pm

Bears Rule, puddles drool!

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Re: Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

Postby JamishT » Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:36 pm

The worst is when a normal person pretends to be psychotic. Actually I can think of only one thing worse than that:

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Nah, that's not even close to being worse than AdricTheNormal.

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Re: Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

Postby ironskoblin » Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:29 am

Andropov4 wrote:You forgot Ironskoblin. He's clearly much worse than any of these things.

Really Andropov? I'm the worst? Well at least I'm not the one that curses children.

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Re: Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

Postby Andropov4 » Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:33 am

I only curse the ones that deserve it. I just wish I had been there to deal with you when you slid out of the dark, fetid chambers of your mother's womb. It is my greatest failing that I did not destroy you when you were young. But perhaps this Hate Week may allow me to atone for that.

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Postby ironskoblin » Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:46 am

Andropov4 wrote:I only curse the ones that deserve it.


Aaaand the Hitler Award goes to...
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Postby Andropov4 » Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:50 am

Come on, Ironskoblin. I know you aren't all that smart, but you could at least try to be consistent. I can't possibly be both Hitler and Stalin's secret lover. That's ridiculous.

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Postby ironskoblin » Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:54 am

I really didn't think you were that stupid Andropov. I said you won the Hitler Award, not that you were Hitler. I understand that you were never expected to pass second grade, but this is a new low even for you. Get some fucking reading comprehension.

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Re: Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

Postby skooma » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:26 am

Incomprehensibly stupid rotting fish bait that refuses to be born is worse, so y'know, Nudge. I wonder if he's scared to show up or just failing to work the internet he installed in his poor mom.

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Re: Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

Postby CarrieVS » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:31 am

Of course Andropov isn't Hitler. The only way he could be Hitler is if he was actually Delta Jim, and I'm sure that's not so. Not that I'd put sock-puppetry past Jim, but he'd never be able to pull it off without immediately giving himself away.

Jim is, of course, literally Hitler, by his own admission. And as soon as - presumably following seventy years of amnesia - he learned this fact he immediately set out to try and restart his abominable schemes. Thankfully, this new, improved version of Adolf is far too incompetant to achieve anything.


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Re: Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

Postby jbobsully11 » Tue Aug 04, 2015 4:45 pm

I find your lack of SilverMaple disturbing...
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Re: Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:30 pm

JamishT wrote:The worst is when a normal person pretends to be psychotic. Actually I can think of only one thing worse than that:

HitlerInBlackface.jpg


Nah, that's not even close to being worse than AdricTheNormal.

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Re: Is Anything Worse than Bears? (HW)

Postby JamishT » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:07 pm

AdricTheNormal wrote:
JamishT wrote:The worst is when a normal person pretends to be psychotic. Actually I can think of only one thing worse than that:

HitlerInBlackface.jpg


Nah, that's not even close to being worse than AdricTheNormal.

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I was not trying to make you look bad, I was simply giving a visual representation of being around you. And thinking I'd be best buds with Hitler? What a gas. I'm sure that joke took a lot of concentration camp, but Zyklon B far more humorous with less effort.

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