Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Postby Irishjava » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:07 pm

CarrieVS wrote:
Irishjava wrote:Ohhh, so more along the lines of his seminal work, "JamishT Gets Bit by the Love-Pug".

*Edited for a better pun. Also Hate week.


Well I was aiming for 'Captain Pugwash'.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Pugwash
Motherfucker. That's... actually pretty good. I accept no blame for missing that pun, however, because I'm American and am physically incapable of extending my knowledge of British television beyond Doctor Who and Monty Python.
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Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Postby CarrieVS » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:13 pm

Irishjava wrote:That's... actually pretty good.


I can't take the credit; I adapted it from a thing I heard on the radio a few weeks ago.
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Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Postby Delta Jim » Thu Aug 06, 2015 6:03 pm

CarrieVS wrote:
Irishjava wrote:That's... actually pretty good.


I can't take the credit; I adapted it from a thing I heard on the radio a few weeks ago.


Yeah, everyone knows Carrie couldn't come up with an original idea if she tried.

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Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Postby CarrieVS » Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:10 pm

Ooh, it resurfaces.

I'd started to think you'd run away. Would you like me to slow down a bit so you can keep up?


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Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Postby Delta Jim » Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:33 pm

I didn't run, I just haven't been able to think of any retorts I felt were suitably clever.

Sure, lack of cleverness hasn't stopped you, but I take pride in my insults.

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Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:47 am

Yet you take no pride in most things. Including but not limited to how you come across to other people. Put some pants on and don't breath so deeply through your mouth. And stop smiling like that.

Meanwhile...

Did Nullbert ever post his penultimate diss that was supposed to hit us for 9999 each and inflict Bio? Didn't think so.
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Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Postby Australia » Sun Aug 09, 2015 5:40 pm

Well, it's time for my second annual Hate Week recap.

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Too bad. It's still Sunday somewhere so inflicting my mumbling, tonedeaf parody on all of you is still fair game. All insults are paraphrased from posts the partners have made in their posts this week so I take no responsibility for crassness or number of small penis references. That's all JamesT's fault.


Best heard on mute.

Lyrics - Hate Week 2015
Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo

Australia’s a killer continent
Is anyone surprised?
There’s RainyDays
That puddle’s cray-cray
Pov gets his pindick slammed in a door
When he’s not dropping Stalin’s daks to the floor
Sully’s a waste of space
Cobra’s a Kardashian fan?

Skoblin’s a dilapidated ass-face
ShuaiGuy’s the worst lover
Nisi’s a dickfree ignoramus
AboveGL ate the last slice of pizza
Can’t spell DeltaJim without illuminati
It’s true, go and check
With his keyboard-sleeping partner Carrie-VS

Who’s a demon from Revelations
Raven (Damiana)
JamishT did all atrocities
Throughout earthican history
Silvermaple’s a vandal
Cordslash a career criminal
Cause we all just occupied
Hate Week, Hate Week, Hate Week 2-0-1-5

Woohoohoo
(2-0-1-5)
Woohoohoo

Sunny has a runny cooch
Irishjava sodomises
Nullbert has a miniscule dick
Kevin gets raped by fire
Askias is a bot of spam
Skooma’s a danger drug
Tesseracts is oppressive. Ma’am

Dr Ambiguous is the snake who brought the sins
Gregfrankenstein is an alien replicant with a Denham fetish
AdricdePsycho is the pinnacle of normality
Eric overruns TCS with garbage and jewness
(not my words)

Nudge is a disaster
RevolvingRoyal will kill you faster
MattTheCzar’s fanfic is bestiality
Chaise is a nerd who reads
FaceTheCitizen is an unworthy fool
A Combustible Lemon’s inedible
Cause this is a bonafide
Hate Week, Hate Week, Hate Week 2-0-1-5

Woohoohoo

DoglovingJim’s an ignorant boor
iMURDAu’s the bastard of Hitlers and Trump?
And how did JamesT get elected?
Please make this stop, stop
Stop!
Just kidding.

No-one’ll eat HarpingCarp
FieldMarshalFry has a tiny “avatar”
DjiboutiDan harvests human skin
ArchaeologyDalek can’t date anything
Phighter can’t spell good
Though Max too’s a simpleton
Cause we have just finalised
Hate Week 2-0-1-5

Woohoohoo

It’s over. What a bummer
Line up behind Bert’s momma
I’m sure Kate and Roflface
Have also done questionable things
Only eleven and a half months
Until the next one rolls around
And I have just summarised
Hate Week, Hate Week, Hate Week 2-0-1-5
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Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

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Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Postby CarrieVS » Sun Aug 09, 2015 7:36 pm

I've nearly finished my drawing. I started working on it days ago.
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Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Postby iMURDAu » Sun Aug 09, 2015 8:56 pm

I like how the line involving me ends with a question. Are you asking if I'm just the spawn of Hitlers or Hitlers and Trump? Did... did Askias ever clear that up? He was supposed to research my family tree as part of hate week. Gawd I hate to think I could possibly be related to Donald Trump because then I couldn't make crass sexual comments to his daughter without it being awkward. I don't think there's any Hitler in me and no I wouldn't like a little.

Who needs ancestry.com when you can make your hate week adversary do work for you pro bono.
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Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Postby Kate » Mon Aug 10, 2015 6:27 am

The world has turned, the internet gods have yawned and moved on, and TCS is at peace once more. Hate Week is officially over. Very soon, threads will move and a poll/discussion/feedback thread will go up.

Go in peace, you delightfully funny bastards. I hate love you all <3 Keep making this site a better place!
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Re: Hate Week 3: One Movie for the Price of Three

Postby Australia » Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:29 pm

Kate wrote:Go in peace, you delightfully funny bastards. I hate love you all <3 Keep making this site a better place!


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