Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby max_user_connections » Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:03 pm

sunglasses wrote:On the 15th day of TCSmas, TCS gave to me:
15 max user connections


I thought I was the only one...

how could you guys do this to me?
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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby Bromo » Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:23 pm

max_user_connections wrote:
sunglasses wrote:On the 15th day of TCSmas, TCS gave to me:
15 max user connections


I thought I was the only one...

how could you guys do this to me?


On the 16th day of TCSmas, TCS gave to me:

16 chain-breaking replies to threads,
15 max user connections,
14 Avatar changes,
13 messed up song covers,
12 random comics,
11 flame wars,
10 venereal diseases,
9 new members promptly licked and fawned over,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.
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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:49 am

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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:52 am

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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby jbobsully11 » Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:35 am

On the 16th day of TCSmas, TCS gave to me:
16 derailed discussions,
15 max user connections
14 Avatar changes
13 messed up song covers,
12 random comics,
11 flame wars,
10 venereal diseases,
9 new members promptly licked and fawned over,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.
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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby 52xMax » Tue Dec 16, 2014 8:36 am

On the twentieth day of Christmas, TCS gave to me

Two separate timelines:
(timelines are worth x10)

FaceTheCitizen wrote:On the eighteenth day of Christmas, TCS gave to me:

Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen chain-breaking replies to threads,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members promptly licked and fawned over,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.


jbobsully11 wrote:On the 16th day of TCSmas, TCS gave to me:
16 derailed discussions,
15 max user connections
14 Avatar changes
13 messed up song covers,
12 random comics,
11 flame wars,
10 venereal diseases,
9 new members promptly licked and fawned over,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.
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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby Marcuse » Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:58 pm

On the 21st Day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me

Twenty one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors

Twenty alternate timelines
Nineteen derailed discussions
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members promptly licked and fawned over,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.
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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:28 pm

On the 22nd Day of TCS-mas, TCS gave to me

Twenty two sonic screwdrivers

Twenty one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors
Twenty alternate timelines
Nineteen derailed discussions
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members promptly licked and fawned over,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.
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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby jbobsully11 » Tue Dec 16, 2014 8:45 pm

52xMax wrote:On the twentieth day of Christmas, TCS gave to me

Two separate timelines:
(timelines are worth x10)
...

Witchcraft, I say!

On the 23rd Day of TCSmas, TCS gave to me

Twenty-three Hasidic maulings,
Twenty-two sonic screwdrivers,
Twenty-one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors,
Twenty alternate timelines,
Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members promptly licked and fawned over,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.
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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby Australia » Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:08 am

On the 24th Day of TCSmas, TCS gave to me

Two dozen toads in tutus going toe to toe to a Toto tune.
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Twenty-three Hasidic maulings,
Twenty-two sonic screwdrivers,
Twenty-one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors,
Two alternate timelines,
Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members promptly licked and fawned over,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.
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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby Nullbert » Wed Dec 24, 2014 11:23 am

On the 25th day of TCSmas, TCS gave to me:

Twenty-five Baidu [Spider] bots watching you,

Two dozen toads in tutus going toe to toe to a Toto tune,
Twenty-three Hasidic maulings,
Twenty-two sonic screwdrivers,
Twenty-one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors,
Two alternate timelines,
Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members promptly licked and fawned over,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.
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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby JamesT » Thu Dec 25, 2014 12:21 am

On the 26th day of Christmas TCS forced on me...

26 neverending jokes.
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Twenty-five Baidu [Spider] bots watching you
Two dozen toads in tutus going toe to toe to a Toto tune,
Twenty-three Hasidic maulings,
Twenty-two sonic screwdrivers,
Twenty-one Retro-orbital Chaos Compressors,
Two alternate timelines,
Nineteen derailed discussions,
Eighteen double posts,
Seventeen Mafia vendettas,
Sixteen combo breakers,
Fifteen max user connections,
Fourteen Avatar changes,
Thirteen messed up song covers,
Twelve random comics,
Eleven flame wars,
Ten venereal diseases,
Nine new members promptly licked and fawned over,
Eight bits of random wisdom,
Seven thread resurrections,
Six groan-worthy puns,
Five weird gifs,
Four emergency otters,
Three nonsense-filled news stories,
Two Two-faces too many,
And a Sith lord among some trees.
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Re: Twelve(-ish) Days of TCS-mas

Postby Marcuse » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:29 am

Locking this one up for posterity
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