How to Kill a Mod in Ten Ways (HW)

How does Kate deserve to die?

Dropped in a woodchipper one limb at a time
0
No votes
Beheaded with a butter knife
0
No votes
Posicled with a mop and dunked in magma
0
No votes
Skewered with a swordfish and fed to a hungry shark
1
6%
Strung up like a pinata for children to attack with chainsaws until her innards spill out
1
6%
The same way she came into this life, shoved in a hole to suffocate
0
No votes
Thrown in a pit of used syringes
0
No votes
Blown out of a fireworks cannon, shattering in the sky for the amusement of thousands, with no regards for physics.
2
12%
Pumped full of helium for comedically fatal results
1
6%
An escalating argument with the neighbour about whose side of the fence the fern grows on.
6
35%
All of the above
6
35%
 
Total votes : 17

How to Kill a Mod in Ten Ways (HW)

Postby Australia » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:47 pm

Okay, so we all know by now that Kate is a monster who needs to be put down. As you can see I've listed the possibilities of how it could be done from most to least humane. But TCS is a collabarative effort and she's your modster too, so your input would be valued.

I only have the volcano and aquarium rented until Sunday so if we could come up with a consensus by then, it would be appreciated.

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Re: How to Kill a Mod in Ten Ways (HW)

Postby JamesT » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:53 pm

Oh god it's happening. The revolution has begun and all the mods will be on the wall. I... I can't handle this. God help me, I'm a coward... I DEFECT. I DEFECT. DON'T KILL ME, I'M JUST A REGULAR USER.

*quickly hides his mod status*
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Re: How to Kill a Mod in Ten Ways (HW)

Postby Nullbert » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:34 pm

Ah, don't worry, mods, if Jamshit is involved in this, you'll be safer than you ever were. He'll probably be on his way to your house from the chainsaw shop, and then get distracted by some horrific car crash that he wants to go laugh at.
*Notices Australia started it*
Oh... well, bye, mods. *Grabs an axe*

JamesT wrote:Oh god it's happening. The revolution has begun and all the mods will be on the wall. I... I can't handle this. God help me, I'm a coward... I DEFECT. I DEFECT. DON'T KILL ME, I'M JUST A REGULAR USER.

*quickly hides his mod status*


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Re: How to Kill a Mod in Ten Ways (HW)

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:12 pm

Oh tell me that Nullbert, if JulyJackShit was involved in this, he'll probably be on his way to your house from the Army tank shop, and then get distracted by some horrific car crash that he caused. All the while still drinking from his stupid, smug cup.

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Re: How to Kill a Mod in Ten Ways (HW)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:18 pm

What? No crushing her and her whole family with Andropov's mother? For shame!




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Re: How to Kill a Mod in Ten Ways (HW)

Postby Kate » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:22 pm

Australia, all of these are preferable to your usual mode of execution (namely, breathing in someone's face).

But no one's going to vote in this. Why would anyone else want to...well...shit, really? At...at least five of you want me dead? And one of you wants me dead in all of those ways?

*sniffle*

I thought we were friends :'(

You see that? Australia goes out of his way to make girls cry. Who's the monster now, Australia?

Oh god, it's still me, isn't it?

I just need a moment.

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Re: How to Kill a Mod in Ten Ways (HW)

Postby Matthew Notch » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:13 pm

*checks his username, sees it is black*

YUUUUUSSSSSS! At last the cleansing can begin! Let's go lynch us some-
Oh, wait a minute. None of the mods are black, right?

*checks all admins and mods, sees they are red or blue*

ALL RIGHT! Let's go lynch us some mods!
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Re: How to Kill a Mod in Ten Ways (HW)

Postby Andropov4 » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:24 pm

Matthew Notch wrote: None of the mods are black, right?



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Re: How to Kill a Mod in Ten Ways (HW)

Postby Matthew Notch » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:02 pm

I mean, I'm all about equal footing for all people. I'm just saying, if I went "Let's go lynch some black people!" that would... Well actually that might be just right during Hate Week.

Nah.
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Re: How to Kill a Mod in Ten Ways (HW)

Postby Australia » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:38 pm

Kate wrote:You see that? Australia goes out of his way to make girls cry. Who's the monster now, Australia?

Oh god, it's still me, isn't it?

Girls don't endorse child labour. I'm just saying. Besides we both know your tear ducts were removed as a bonus gift when you traded your soul to Satan for a night with Genghis Khan.
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