[HW] Alert! Overlord Moo Has Poisoned Our Milk

[HW] Alert! Overlord Moo Has Poisoned Our Milk

Postby Dr. Ambiguous » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:02 am

Ladies and gentlemen of The Comment Section, I have unfortunate news for you all today. I previously alerted you to Overlord Moo and his cattle comrades, and the rumblings of information in regards to their plots against humanity. I told you of their growing numbers and their deception. I told you the little I knew of their plans to conquer us, including the little I knew of their sabotage of our milk. Through much scouring among the dregs and criminals of society I was able to glean more information pertinent to their cabal. They are even more dangerous than I first thought. Their army is well organized, and operating smoothly. The even have a news network dedicated to keeping their kind informed.

They have, as I alerted you before, sabotaged our milk. I now have more details for you of this treacherous operation, led by none other than the evil Overlord Moo. From official Bovine Army documents:

Bovine Army: Milk Operation wrote:As you know my brethren, the humans use us in many ways. They use us to harvest our milk. We of course refused to take this abuse lying down, and concocted a way to fight back. We systematically sabotaged their milk supply. The supply that they stole from us, as they are wont to do in their disgusting manner. We have injected various chemicals and poisons into portions of their supply. We have been careful not to sabotage the entire supply, so as to delay the discovery of the malignant milk. We have used [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] as the 3 chief toxins in their milk. Some of this poisoned milk as already been released onto the market, and fared as well as expected. We are currently in the process of releasing larger quantities of milk onto the market. Expect to see illness and death stemming from milk products to rise in the near future.

-The Bovine Army Chief of Covert Operations

People of The Comment Section! I beseech you before it is too late, we must come together to confront this enemy! We must act now before it is too late! We must hurry before Moo is our Overlord as well! He is not to be underestimated in his abilities to carry out his grand designs! This is the time for us to assemble against our foe, and save humanity from Overlord Moo!
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Re: [HW] Alert! Overlord Moo Has Poisoned Our Milk

Postby jbobsully11 » Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:52 am

*reads links*

THEY'RE the ones who started nu metal? Those bastards!
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Re: [HW] Alert! Overlord Moo Has Poisoned Our Milk

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:54 pm

Gentlemen, gentlemen! This is obviously the work of JulyJack! I even have photographic evidence that he's the head of an international terrorist organization!

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See? Try to deny that!

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Re: [HW] Alert! Overlord Moo Has Poisoned Our Milk

Postby Australia » Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:14 pm

Bull semen, backwash and toxins. It's not a great week for the dairy industry.

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Re: [HW] Alert! Overlord Moo Has Poisoned Our Milk

Postby Nullbert » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:44 pm

Australia wrote:Bull semen, backwash and toxins. It's not a great week for the dairy industry.


Eew... dairy.
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