They have, as I alerted you before, sabotaged our milk. I now have more details for you of this treacherous operation, led by none other than the evil Overlord Moo. From official Bovine Army documents:
Bovine Army: Milk Operation wrote:As you know my brethren, the humans use us in many ways. They use us to harvest our milk. We of course refused to take this abuse lying down, and concocted a way to fight back. We systematically sabotaged their milk supply. The supply that they stole from us, as they are wont to do in their disgusting manner. We have injected various chemicals and poisons into portions of their supply. We have been careful not to sabotage the entire supply, so as to delay the discovery of the malignant milk. We have used [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] as the 3 chief toxins in their milk. Some of this poisoned milk as already been released onto the market, and fared as well as expected. We are currently in the process of releasing larger quantities of milk onto the market. Expect to see illness and death stemming from milk products to rise in the near future.
-The Bovine Army Chief of Covert Operations
People of The Comment Section! I beseech you before it is too late, we must come together to confront this enemy! We must act now before it is too late! We must hurry before Moo is our Overlord as well! He is not to be underestimated in his abilities to carry out his grand designs! This is the time for us to assemble against our foe, and save humanity from Overlord Moo!