SlayerGoddess wrote:We must stop jbobsully11! Think of the kittens, the puppies, the little girls, your mothers, your friends, and the baby bunnies! If he succeeds, they will all be slaughtered to the sound of his mad laughter!
I only killed a few of those cats and dogs as a warning to the others because they attacked me maliciously, as if they had been sent by a... supernatural being (*
ahem*). The bunnies got caught in the
table saw grinder instant, humane, slaughtering devices by accident (except for the first one, but that's because
I was hungry and the babies are so easy to chew it also seemed possessed). The laughter, while admittedly unsettling, was because of a really funny joke I had heard earlier that day regarding a programmer, a shopping list, and a dozen loaves of bread.
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