Nudge you are as terrible an art critic as you are a lover.
1. The lack of certain features is called stylization. Things are broken down to their most rudimentary forms for reasons of aesthetic simplicity. I suppose you'd criticize Saul Bass on how none of his drawings are realistic, eh? Of course, considering you have no style, it's obvious you wouldn't understand this. The only time you've ever been in a museum was when you mistook it for that sex shop that sells blow up goats.
2. I notice when "measuring" the man's height you fail to take into account the fact that he's leaning and stop short of the top of his head. The man, when measured correctly, is just shy of 5 feet, which is meant to emphasize just how small you are even compared to the shortest of men (and also how ugly you are, but that's just common sense). Of course this likely stems from your massive napoleon complex... which is the only thing massive about you at all.
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3. I made it in literally a minute and a half. There's a saying in the design business that goes "good, fast, and cheap: choose two". Of course, if we're talking about your mother, I guess we can only choose the very last option considering she's the worst prostitute in the northern hemisphere.
But let's get off of art for a second and talk about the real issue: Your relationship with goats. Frankly it's just weird and wrong. I get it, people have to eat and you do so by sucking the innards out of helpless animals.
But what about this:
Food or love, Nudge. Choose one.
I'll hate your week if you know what I mean.