TwilightGoddess (HW)

TwilightGoddess (HW)

Postby jbobsully11 » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:08 pm

SlayerGoddess is secretly an Edward Cullen fangirl, spying on us normals to see if we have anything negative to say about him. It has been reported that she's written multiple stories and poems about the dirty, dirty things she wants to do to him (so as not to burn anyone's eyes out of their sockets, I won't post any of them here, but suffice to say that her writings make everything mentioned in this Cracked article seem downright tame). One source even showed me this picture:
seriously
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"me and my future husband" -- SlayerGoddess
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Re: TwilightGoddess (HW)

Postby sunglasses » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:17 pm

*GASP*

No, SlayerGoddess! Don't go to Typical Michael's level!
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Re: TwilightGoddess (HW)

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:12 pm

Well, at least it's not like JulyJack and his smug obsession with anthropomorphic unicorn anime.

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Look at how smug he is, drinking from his cup and shit.

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Re: TwilightGoddess (HW)

Postby Australia » Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:04 pm

That's nothing compared to Kate's Napoleon Bonaparte/Abe Lincoln slash-fic, A Presidency Blownapart.. She actually Clockwork-Oranged me into watching her play out all seven gruelling acts with their anatomically correct action figures. I'm scarred for life, mentally and physically (I had to scratch my eyeballs out to escape before the encore).

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Re: TwilightGoddess (HW)

Postby Nullbert » Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:18 pm

This is all an illusion to distract us from the fact that Jamshit has an unhealthy obsession with oddly shaped vegetables that rise up and destroy America. Yeah, he loves them potatoes but he hates America too. Believe that!
He started the Anti Nation of United States (ANUS) just for fun. HE WANTS HIS ANUS TO CRUSH YOU, PEOPLE!

On a side note, am I the only one that thinks the phrases "Kate Klux Klan" and "who will be burned next?" in Australia's signature go well together... hmm.

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Re: TwilightGoddess (HW)

Postby JamishT » Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:39 pm

Do you think that's a disco ball in Nullbert's avatar? No way, Jose! That's a bomb he plans to set off in a huge elementary school after he duct tapes puppies to it! He wrote up the plans for it but during writing it, he got so excited that it turned into a fanfiction about killing children and puppies!


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Re: TwilightGoddess (HW)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:38 pm

Obligatory comment about how Andropov's mother writes fan fiction about me.

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Re: TwilightGoddess (HW)

Postby Andropov4 » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:48 pm

NathanLoiselle wrote:Obligatory comment about how Andropov's mother writes fan fiction about me.

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The fan fiction she wrote was mostly about how Nathan's penis closely resembled the cheese curds in his poutine in both size and firmness.
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Re: TwilightGoddess (HW)

Postby SlayerGoddess » Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:03 am

So, jbobsully11, you have shown your true face at last! I thought I had killed you for good back in 2003 in your form of Caleb, but the misogynist 1st evil has risen again! I know who you are, and why you're trying to discredit me. You are the evil that causes men to beat their wives and children, guys to rape their female friends, and Republicans to pass laws limiting women's access to contraceptive care! You will not rest until all women are eradicated and the world is overrun by demons!

I beat you once, and I will beat you again. Poor photoshop jobs will not stop me, for the known truth is that this is what happens when you put me in a room with that sparkling wannabe vampire:

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Re: TwilightGoddess (HW)

Postby JamishT » Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:15 am

Can I just point out that that video is fantastic? Because it really is.
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Re: TwilightGoddess (HW)

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:49 pm

I needed that in my life!
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