The Creature that Lurks in Florida (HW)

The Creature that Lurks in Florida (HW)

Postby sunglasses » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:14 am

Friends, it is with a heavy heart that I talk to you today. You see, we really need to talk about the monster that resides in Florida.

No, not the state.

No, not the be-biceped man, Doodles.

I'm talking about the daywalker himself, Typical Michael.

God has been sending hurricane after hurricane to Florida in an effort to take back this monster; take it back to the sea, from whence it came.

When he was in South Korea, North Korea sent its top hit squad after him. They saw his pale skin and fled screaming, into the night. They also did their best to turn on all the fans when he was sleeping. Alas, he still drew breath.

BEWARE FLORIDIANS!

He walks among you, feasting on your elderly and the blood of Nascar fans.

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Re: The Creature that Lurks in Florida (HW)

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:27 am

OY! I'll have you know I-

No, not the be-biceped man, Doodles.


Oh, never mind.
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Re: The Creature that Lurks in Florida (HW)

Postby Typical Michael » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:26 am

Ha, ha, that is RICH.

Sunny is just jealous because I'd rather be nearer to old people smell than her unwashed scrubs. Seriously, there are like, people who will do that for you. It isn't even that expensive.

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Re: The Creature that Lurks in Florida (HW)

Postby Florida » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:27 pm

sunglasses wrote:Friends, it is with a heavy heart that I talk to you today. You see, we really need to talk about the monster that resides in Florida.


I swear, I've been trying to get rid of those giant mosquitoes and I hope you don't mean me or my-

Sunglasses wrote:No, not the state.

No, not the be-biceped man, Doodles.


Oh, ok.

sunglasses wrote:I'm talking about the daywalker himself, Typical Michael.


Look, I've tried. I've really, really tried. I've sent snakes, kudzu, alligators, I-4, Disney employees, and giant roaches after him. He just keeps coming back. He even scares me sometimes.
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Re: The Creature that Lurks in Florida (HW)

Postby sunglasses » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:00 pm

http://www.cdc.gov/media/DPK/2014/dpk-c ... atsnew_004

See, SEE?!

What did I tell you!?

You can't tell me that these two things (TM residing in Florida and this mosquito borne illness) are NOT related.



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Re: The Creature that Lurks in Florida (HW)

Postby Typical Michael » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:47 am

sunglasses wrote:
This post is brought to you by Hate Week and the color red. Why does TM use red in irc? Because it reminds him of the delicious blood he's sending his army of infected mosquitoes to collect.


Don't knock it til you've trie--oh right. Nurse. You have all the access to blood-bags you could ever want. Must be nice to have easy access!
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Re: The Creature that Lurks in Florida (HW)

Postby JamishT » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:40 am

Typical Michael wrote:
sunglasses wrote:
This post is brought to you by Hate Week and the color red. Why does TM use red in irc? Because it reminds him of the delicious blood he's sending his army of infected mosquitoes to collect.


Don't knock it til you've trie--oh right. Nurse. You have all the access to blood-bags you could ever want. Must be nice to have easy access!


Still not as easy access as Nullbert's mom.

Oh, you're talking about a different "easy access"...

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Re: The Creature that Lurks in Florida (HW)

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:49 am

JamishT wrote:Still not as easy access as Nullbert's mom.


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Re: The Creature that Lurks in Florida (HW)

Postby Jack Road » Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:53 am

This just in, Sunglasses attempted to murder Typical_Michael by poisoning Cokes named Michael.

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/826498- ... l-is-fake/

They are saying it is a hoax now, but that is just what she wants you to think. Typical_Michael, I implore to avoid drinking cokes named Michael, Mike, Mickey, Mac, Mick, Mickster, or Michelle.
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Re: The Creature that Lurks in Florida (HW)

Postby sunglasses » Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:09 pm

JackRoad wrote:This just in, Sunglasses attempted to murder Typical_Michael by poisoning Cokes named Michael.

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/826498- ... l-is-fake/

They are saying it is a hoax now, but that is just what she wants you to think. Typical_Michael, I implore to avoid drinking cokes named Michael, Mike, Mickey, Mac, Mick, Mickster, or Michelle.


Oh please, Pepsi is superior anyway.

Also, I'm noticing some triangle in TM's pics. See how he's resting his head on his chin? His arm and elbow forms a triangle. TOTALLY a shout out to the Illuminati.

WHAT ELSE AREN'T YOU TELLING US MICHAEL?

How Typical aren't you?

Hmmm?

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