"Kate" rhymes with "Hate." Coincidence? I think not! (HW)

"Kate" rhymes with "Hate." Coincidence? I think not! (HW)

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:02 pm

I've never entirely trusted people like her. That prissy air of sugar-coated diplomacy comes naturally to nobody, so either she's a freak of nature, or else she's sneaky and deceitful. If you disgust her or piss her off, you think you'll warrant the common courtesy of being told so? Of course not! That might help you become a better person, and then she wouldn't have an excuse to bask in her secret condescension. That's how those "nice girls" get their jollies, you know!

You may have everyone else here fooled, Missy, but I see right through that conniving courtesy of yours. The only question is whether it's smug condescension or cowardice and insecurity. Are you afraid to identify a dipshit when you see one, or are you just too petty and vainglorious to rid the world of dipshittery?
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Re: "Kate" rhymes with "Hate." Coincidence? I think not! (HW

Postby Australia » Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:19 am

"Ash" rhymes with "rash" and he doesn't just rhyme with it, if you know what I mean. He also rhymes with "trash", which is putting what everyone thinks of him lightly. And if you're wondering why the garbage smell always lingers on him and the rash continues to spread not just on himself but to others, well, he doesn't rhyme with "wash" now, does he?

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Postby JamishT » Sun Aug 04, 2013 7:18 pm

Hey now, Kate also rhymes with great! That is no coincidence!

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Re: "Kate" rhymes with "Hate." Coincidence? I think not! (HW

Postby Kate » Sun Aug 04, 2013 7:31 pm

My darling, I think it's self-evident that you disgust and piss off everyone you come into contact with. It would be extremely rude of me to point it out.

Your shallow sex-obsession speaks for itself. It's no secret that you're a floozy of the highest order, and the most determined flirt that ever made herself and this website ridiculous.

The thing is, I have a fair amount of class, and you...well, darling, not all of us do, and that's okay. If you're a drooling slob who attacks her own body to get attention and who's been arrested for replacing cheese whiz with regular whiz (Really Damiana? I thought you were better than that), well, good for you!

Ridding the world of you is just beneath me, my dear.

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Re: "Kate" rhymes with "Hate." Coincidence? I think not! (HW

Postby DamianaRaven » Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:26 pm

But at least I'm true to my own nature, such as it is! I am, without dispute or shame, aggressively sensuous, possessing of the sort of heat that can nurture, burn, or destroy. You are a Flower - this I never denied - but I am the Sun.

(How my ears do ring! Could it be because everyone in Texas just simultaneously called me a fucking cunt?)
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