LAWbreakers (HW)

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Postby Australia » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:52 am

Well, it's that that time again. That time we treasure during work and leisure. It's Laugh at Ash Week.

And, I know, we normally do it behind his back, but let's face it, even the brain-dead turd-drinker isn't that oblivious. So get your pointing fingers out of storage and start guffawing once more at the one shitshake on the forum less respected than the spambots. And remember, it lasts all week.

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Re: LAWbreakers

Postby Ashtherion » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:02 am

Australia wrote:Well, it's that that time again. That time we treasure during work and leisure. It's Laugh at Ash Week.

And, I know, we normally do it behind his back, but let's face it, even the brain-dead turd-drinker isn't that oblivious. So get your pointing fingers out of storage and start guffawing once more at the one shitshake on the forum less respected than the spambots. And remember, it lasts all week.


I am rubber, you are glue. I'm made from plants, but I killed your horse.

Edit:

Hold up. LAW is short for Laugh at Ash Week, right? Then wouldn't the LAWbreakers be the guys not laughing at me?

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Re: LAWbreakers

Postby Australia » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:48 am

See, this is why you're so detested, you snot-eating monster. If you look at it technically, sure, but LAW,breakers has much less of a ring to it. Commas are like Ash, the less, the better.

According to TheFreeDictionary, a breaker is one that breaks, as a machine for breaking up or crushing a substance, in this case we are breaking you down, crushing the body and spirit that barely passes you off as human. We, the breakers have gathered here to celebrate LAW, therefore we are the breakers of LAW.

Now, stop interrupting. Nobody invited you.

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Re: LAWbreakers

Postby Ashtherion » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:18 pm

Australia wrote:See, this is why you're so detested, you snot-eating monster. If you look at it technically, sure, but LAW,breakers has much less of a ring to it. Commas are like Ash, the less, the better.

According to TheFreeDictionary, a breaker is one that breaks, as a machine for breaking up or crushing a substance, in this case we are breaking you down, crushing the body and spirit that barely passes you off as human. We, the breakers have gathered here to celebrate LAW, therefore we are the breakers of LAW.

Now, stop interrupting. Nobody invited you.

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Nobody may have invited me, but with that gif, I came anyway.

*wipes hand on Australia's face*
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Re: LAWbreakers

Postby Tablo » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:21 pm

Ashtherion wrote:I came anyway.

*wipes hand on Australia's face*

What the fuck, is this turning into a porno, he came anyway and he then wipes his hand on australia. Is this what all hate week turns into, a hate sex makeout session, because if it's so i don't want to be paired with Carrie. Ewwww!!!

Ashtherion wrote:I came anyway.


THAT's WHAT HE SAID.
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Re: LAWbreakers

Postby Nullbert » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:29 pm

Tablo wrote:
Ashtherion wrote:I came anyway.

*wipes hand on Australia's face*

What the fuck, is this turning into a porno, he came anyway and he then wipes his hand on australia. Is this what all hate week turns into, a hate sex makeout session, because if it's so i don't want to be paired with Carrie. Ewwww!!!


No, there's a huge hate orgy that lasts for the whole week after Hate Week called Love Week. There's whips, handcuffs, chainsaws...anyway I don't want to spoil it for you. You know who would spoil it for you though, Edgar Cabrera. What a douche.

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