52xMax owes me a new laptop! (HW)

52xMax owes me a new laptop! (HW)

Postby SlayerGoddess » Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:36 am

As soon as I clicked on 52xMax's profile, my laptop burst into flames which could only be quenched by holy water. All the dogs in town started howling, and lightning struck my home repeatedly. I started being followed by dark spirits, and when I went to a priest, he dropped dead at the sound of your name.

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Re: 52xMax owes me a new laptop! (HW)

Postby JamishT » Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:40 pm

The only person horrible enough to live around him is Tesserdoesntact! She thrives around him! What does that say about her? UGH!

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Re: 52xMax owes me a new laptop! (HW)

Postby SlayerGoddess » Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:15 am

It is known that only the purest of evil can sustain any spark of life around 52xMax.

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Re: 52xMax owes me a new laptop! (HW)

Postby 52xMax » Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:40 am

Owe you a laptop? You don't even know what that is. SlayerGoddess wouldn't recognize a real laptop if it molested her in the subway... which would never happen because even fake laptops would avoid making such a huge mistake.

You say that doesn't make any sense? well, neither does SlayerGoddess

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Re: 52xMax owes me a new laptop! (HW)

Postby SlayerGoddess » Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:04 am

You just wish you could get the laptops to do their bidding for you, don't you?

Stop the earthquakes! You wiped out all the subways already!
I'm getting tired of the unnatural events you've been causing; dogs and cats aren't supposed to give birth to funnel web spiders!

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